We Can't Name It FeetFinder
Good morning! For reasons no one can quite explain, Beautiful/Anonymous has a long and proud tradition of attracting band directors, and this week's caller keeps the streak alive. She and Gethard talk...
17 Jun 20251h 24min
Charlie the Bearded Dragon
It's 9 pm on a Friday, and the vibes are loose. This week's caller is a former teacher turned novelist-in-progress who's found fulfillment in writing, volunteering, and caring for the true love of her...
10 Jun 20251h 16min
Thirteen Secret Second Cousins
A new master's degree, a recent family death, and...13 secret second cousins? This week's caller is processing a wild year of grief, discovery, and chaotic family history, including one grandma-sized ...
3 Jun 20251h 25min
Left an Open Marriage
A strict religious upbringing, an older husband, and an open marriage she never expected. This week's caller talks with Gethard about how she got there and how she's finally building a life that actua...
27 Mai 20251h 25min
Perky 911 Dispatcher
A 911 dispatcher calls in to walk Gethard through the ins and outs of emergency dispatch. From how calls get prioritized, to the systems that keep everything moving, there's a lot more happening behin...
13 Mai 20251h 34min
First Day As a U.S. Citizen
This week's caller became a U.S. citizen hours before the call, so naturally, she gives Gethard an impromptu citizenship test. They cover life as a Canadian transplant in the South, share their love f...
6 Mai 20251h 34min
SEX GOD
From Neptune to everywhere and back again. Our caller is in love, looking for joy, and figuring it out along the way. This one's silly, heartfelt, and a little all over the place, just the way we like...
29 Apr 20251h 23min
Parade Girl Gets Parade Girled
Gethard is finally taking a well-earned, long-overdue vacation. But we're not leaving you hanging. Instead, we brought in a past caller/frenemy of the show who knows exactly what makes a great Beautif...
22 Apr 20251h 17min
