162: The Fault in Our Mars
What tricks can babies do? Should I become a space lawyer? Did I let a guy steal my car? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, emai...
5 Nov 201853min
161: Your Dabbing Uncle Hank
At what point do I fail? What should I do while I'm waiting to be sawed in half? Should I eat the fungus? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dub...
29 Okt 201850min
160: You Are Not My Bus
Where should I look when I'm talking to someone? Will aliens ride our roller coasters when we're all dead? Should guests help do the dishes? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearh...
22 Okt 201846min
159: The Horrifying Five-Tined Fork
How do I get out of this maze? What do I do with this cello? When will I stop having to call my mom to help me figure out life? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn We...
15 Okt 201846min
158: President Alligator
Why do people hate raisins? Is U2 a boy band? How do I make friends with the people I work with? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advi...
8 Okt 201843min
157: It's My Soundtrack! (w/ Rosianna Halse Rojas!)
Should I treasure my books more? Can I learn to sleep standing up like a horse? Does everyone have an eighties disco playing in their head? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearha...
1 Okt 201848min
156: There Is a Diversity of Opinions Among the People Who Drive This Car
How can I avoid having to dress up for Halloween? What do you do when your friends make fun of your friend? How do I artfully display my rib? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dear...
24 Sep 201843min
155: Drunk Fruit Squirrels
Can I wear my Tuesday shirt on other days? How do I give advice that doesn't hurt feelings but is still helpful? Did I steal this plant? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhanka...
17 Sep 201839min
