
132: Schrödinger's Floor
Why do we need constant mental stimuli? How do I clean my room? Can I still be friends with my ex's family? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn Thank you to Audible f...
19 Mar 201849min

131: Space War Fears
How do I handle the surprise baby hamsters? Can I take things from someone else's shopping cart? Are we all gonna die in a space war? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandj...
12 Mar 201848min

130: The LaCroix Boix
How much sand is there? How do I unfriend the murder? How does one finance baby? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at ...
5 Mar 201855min

129: The Worst Guest Books
Am I not invited to my aunt's wedding? Do I tell my friend I clogged their toilet? Is there an Olympic Hall of Urine? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankandjohn ROLF: https:...
26 Feb 201853min

128: AARTcoin
Are hitchhiker ants okay? How do I tell my parents I want to study economics? Who is responsible for calling back after a dropped call? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearhankan...
19 Feb 201847min

127: How to Befriend a Crow
Should I follow my dreams of having strange animal friends? What would happen if I pee in this humidifier? Is it disrespectful to look at someone while they yawn? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail...
12 Feb 201847min

126: The Space Alien Orange Peel Health Craze
Should I spend prom at Target or break up my friends? How does Legolas never run out of arrows? What would happen if all plants ceased to exist? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/d...
5 Feb 201842min

125: Book Hangovers (w/ Sarah Urist Green!)
How do people love reading when it hurts? How do you make friends in art class? How do you proceed after accidentally slow dancing with someone? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/d...
29 Jan 201847min



















