Help He’s A Suitcase Shagger
There’s been a major incident in the studio… William has a stain on his shirt. Trying to distract from the drama, Jordan tells us all about rubbing shoulders with one of the greatest actors ever. Plus...
25 Mar 202541min
Sloshed Singing, Gay Goats and A Relationship Review
Sexted has officially reached the ripe old age of seven! The podcast has aged like a fine wine, but the boys? Less so. With Dubonnet firmly in the mix, they take on a Relationship MOT to test their fr...
21 Mar 202525min
Help We're Getting Smashed
It’s birthday week! The boys reminisce on the last seven years and celebrate with a drink… or five. As the alcohol kicks in, they discuss their recent trip to the theatre to see Blood Brothers, Willia...
18 Mar 202552min
Security Scuffles, Sistine Shops and Spanish Cock Or Ball
The boys take Cock or Ball international with a little help from a Spanish G&Diva. William is gearing up to school us all on the Sistine Chapel (not the Sixteenth), while Jordan seems more interested ...
14 Mar 202523min
Help It Squirted In My Eye
William is fresh off a flight and running on no sleep, while Jordan has been busy slaying as Dorothy with a nasty case of pink eye after an unexpected foreign substance found its way into his eye. Des...
11 Mar 202535min
Mikey’s Mandate, Operatic Offerings and The Dorothy Dupe
There’s an official statement from Mikey correcting the misinformation spread by the boys in the previous episode. Jordan’s been duped into a World Book Day costume at his “other job”, and William has...
7 Mar 202524min
Help I’m Lady Garden
Fresh from their road trip to Devon, the boys reflect on the weekend with mixed reviews. One thing they can all agree on, though, is Sarah Hanson’s next-level hospitality (naturally, Daaahlings!). Mea...
4 Mar 202543min
Jordan Smith, William Bucket and Ben Lorrywrong
Jordan’s flashing his fresh pearly whites after having a ‘big thing’ in his mouth. William’s passive-aggressiveness seems to be spreading - especially to Wendy. And the boys get their creative juices ...
28 Feb 202528min
