
Help What's an Aubergine Emoji?
This week is a very special occasion, it’s our William’s birthday! And what better way to celebrate it than with botox mishaps, listening to Jordan rant about shoes, and having to describe the meaning...
6 Sep 202248min

Weekend Release: Young Jordan
Like a leviathan rising from the deep, Producer Ben has appeared with his very own microphone and has a very important request - and that’s not the only thing that’s resurfaced, as we hear a clip broa...
2 Sep 202216min

Help I Want To Chat You Up
There's a toast to radio royalty, a new job for Producer Ben and enough wedding updates to fill an entire series of podcasts. You need help with wedding planning, name calling difficulties and how to ...
30 Aug 202248min

Weekend Release: Secret Golf Balls
In this week’s Weekend Release we hear back from listeners whose correspondence has already been read out on some highbrow topics such as ham and cheese (or cheese and ham) toasties, train track facts...
26 Aug 202215min

Help I’m Thinking with My Fanny
Everyone’s been having a tough time lately. William’s been having wedding related nightmares, the police have been knocking for Jordan in the early hours, and Producer Ben is so tired that he only rem...
23 Aug 202245min

Weekend Release: M'Gooch
We're all used to Jordan struggling to pronounce words, less so William, but in this Weekend Release, they're both stumped. We also have a listener who's got a problem with the royal we and a solution...
19 Aug 202210min

Help I Know A Vabber
This week Jordan regales William with stories about lost passports, missing books and the side effects of a Sri Lankan curry, while William attempts to raise the tone with a lesson on the grammar of I...
16 Aug 202245min

Weekend Release: Sir Judi Dench
There’s a mountain of correspondence to catch up on in this Weekend Release involving thank you letters, scratchy kittens, and the very exciting knowledge that someone who is practically acting royalt...
12 Aug 202211min



















