Help I've Got My Eye On My Optician
William chats about the etiquette of wearing a facemask, Jordan reveals his 30th birthday present and the pair share the tale of their latest sexual contact. And that's before we even get to William's WACKY Word of the Week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4 Aug 202034min
Weekend Release: Ding-Dong Ditch
William and Jordan discuss the various names for knocking a door and running away before replanning their 2020 tour to include Barbados! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31 Jul 202013min
Help I Want A Rhino On My Face
William is joined by Jordan (and his mum) on his holiday in Spain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28 Jul 202033min
Weekend Release: Jordan's Elocution Lesson
In the aftermath of William restarting elocution lessons after spending too much time with Jordan, the only acceptable outcome was to invite Jordan along for the ride for his own personalised lesson. As Jordan learns how to say 'ow' properly, maybe you'll be saying the same after listening to this episode. If you want to work on your voice like William and Jordan, please visit Gary’s website https://www.britishactingacademy.co.uk for more information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24 Jul 202010min
Help I've Found A Ring In My Room
*FANFARE FOR NEW FEATURE* William's Wacky Word of the Week is back… I can't believe it ever went away. Elsewhere in the episode, Jordan updates us on the fun he used to get up to at his Aunty Cath's, William does his best effeminate Margaret Thatcher impression and Jordan has an update about a gay ghost. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21 Jul 202026min
Weekend Release: Fortnum & Mason Afternoon Tea
William invites Jordan to spend an afternoon stuffing his face with bread, butter and something sweet. Except it's a tiny bit classier than that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17 Jul 202019min
Help I Like It Thick Cut
After the reading of William's will in the last episode we thought we had to bring excitement levels down again. So William shares news of his new pillow, Jordan shares his superstitions (there are a lot) and we struggle to come up with a joke of the week. We'll bring back the excitement next week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14 Jul 202037min
Weekend Release: William's Perfect
William and Jordan return with their Weekend Release. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10 Jul 202016min
