
Twins Are Magic with Shannon Brown
Aaaand twins! This week writer/director Shannon Brown came through to discuss the potentially magical powers possessed by twins. You know, stuff like having their own secret language, extending their mothers lives, murdering people in cold blood, killing themselves with the power of their own mind, that kind of thing. This ep combines true crime, magic, and some kind-hearted English guys who didn't deserve what they got.
22 Nov 201956min

The 7th Friend with Alexa and Jess
You like Friends? Who doesn't! It's on every 'greatest tv shows' list, it was watched by millions, it was nominated for a jillion Emmys. But our guests this week, comedians Alexa Loftus and Jess Seay-Klatt, think there's something dark lurking beneath the coffee and haircuts and mild-yet-offensive pranks that the show delivered for 10 wonderful years. Jess and Alexa think there was a seventh friend, who died while shooting the intro. And they're on the show this week for justice. Justice for Tammy.
15 Nov 201948min

Mothman and Jersey Devil Are Mommy To The Melonheads with Michael Dean
Listen, if that word salad of a title didn't hook you, nothing will! Friend of the show Michael Dean is back on his bullshit, and he's here to reveal his own personal conspiracy theory that two famous urban legends are the mommies of another set of urban legends. Those legends of course being the goat/hawk hybrid the Jersey Devil, the flying humanoid Mothman, and the nasty little big-headed babies the Melonheads. This theory is convoluted, it's wild, and it's a freakin delight. If you'd like to support Michael's Kickstarter and get your hands on a copy of his graphic novel, it's at marinercomic.com
8 Nov 20191h 9min

Prince Charles Is A Vampire with Andrew Young
Boo! This episode is extra spooky because Halloween's technically over but the ghost of the spooking season lives on here at Lizard People! This week our guest is the soothing-voiced comedian Andrew Young, and he's here to argue that the royal family of England is descended from vampires and Prince Charlie is a blood-sippin ghoulie. Prepare to be amazed, because this theory brings together Vlad Dracula, hemophilia, Rasputin, the Romanian Tourism Board, Queen Victoria, the Orthodox Church, and America's princess Meghan Markle. And also red pee.
1 Nov 20191h 3min

Back To The Future Predicted 9/11 with The Bigfoot Boys
Hold on to your cryptids because this episode is an absolute roller coaster ride! Mike and Bryce came by the Lizard Lair to discuss the fascinating theory that the film Back To The Future is jam-packed full of clues that predicted 9/11. Did Zemeckis do it on purpose? Was Crispin Glover in on the conspiracy? IS EVERYTHING CONNECTED?! Prepare to have your brain smooshed by this absolute treat of an ep.
26 Okt 20191h 12min

The RealID Plot with Tamra Brown
What if we told you that the federal government has a database with your face, address, identifying information, and fingerprints. Would you be like 'meh'? Or would you be like 'yikes'? Our guest this week is Tamra Brown and she's definitely in the 'yikes' camp. She's here to educate us about the RealID program, a government initiative from the Patriot Act era that has somehow managed to hang in there and change the way we're all identified. And a whole bunch of smart people are a leeeeetle worried about the potential abuses of the supposedly totally benign ID program.
25 Okt 201959min

The Austin Owl Building with Ever Mainard
Yee haw little doggies, we're keeping Austin weird this episode with a conspiracy theory that ties together the Illuminati, the Bohemian Grove, the great state of Texas, and a bunch of high-altitude ritual murder. Our guest this week is the wildly funny Ever Mainard, and boy did we have a BIG giggle recording this. Ever's theory is that the folks behind the Frost Bank building in Austin TX are secred Mason murder nerds who love taking drifters up to the penthouse and killing them for satan and stuff. And her evidence is compelling, y'all!
11 Okt 201952min

No One Dies In Disney with Julia Prescott
All over the world, the name 'Disney' means warmth and light and cuteness. Families save all year to visit Disney theme parks and eat 8 dollar churros while screaming at each other. But some people say there's a dark underbelly to Disney. That the company has a history of choosing profits over people. People like... writer and comedian and extremely kind human being Julia Prescott! Julia knows a whole lot of Disney lore, and this week she's sharing the spine tingling stories about Disney ghosts and the bureaucratic policies that keep people from officially 'dying' in the parks.
4 Okt 201959min