No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling
Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss painting pants on portraits, why Moscow's politicians don't kiss each other, and how often men really think about sex.
20 Jul 201846min
No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle
Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss BBC stock orgies, being buried with a chicken and why you might cycle the Olympic marathon.
13 Jul 201845min
No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts
Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spider wrestling, policemen dressed as statues, and Ozzy Osbourne's no-so-last tour.
6 Jul 201844min
No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss death by meteorite, the Manhatt-ant and the downhill history of the slinky.
29 Jun 201840min
No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss superloud fish sex, taxiing to a war zone and why these facts probably aren't true.
22 Jun 201841min
No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Alan Davies discuss the street value of football sticker albums, anti-diving shin pads and instructional chat-up pamphlets for Argentinian footballers.
14 Jun 201830min
No Such Thing As A Million Dots
Anna, James, Andy and other James discuss bouliganism, flying on Titan, and tiny, tiny wasps.Episode 220 - No Such Thing As A Million Dots
8 Jun 201846min
No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cosmetic surgery for Fish, how to get the edge in the Tour de France, and competitive typesetting.
1 Jun 201844min
