231) Fear Factor: When Niece Meets Peace (RIP)
My niece is coming to spend a couple nights with us. This is a new experience for me, and I'm having a lot of anxiety about it. In this episode I'm just processing out loud the thoughts and feelings I...
29 Okt 202425min
230) Domestic Mysteries: Why Won't This Comforter Dry? (With a Cameo from the Vacuum Repair Shop)
If you're hoping for a life-changing episode, this ain't it. Here's why: I'm 41 and sleep with a damp comforter from time to time because I can't figure out how to dry it all the way through I'm s...
24 Okt 202427min
229) BREAKING NEWS: Finally, a Female Doctor I Don't Dread Seeing
In this episode: I describe my continued inability to socialize with children; milestones for kittens are way better than milestones for babies; FINALLY, I have a female doctor that I actually like an...
17 Okt 202430min
228) Don't Ask Me for Anything, Ever
I have a few more things I want to say about my extreme dislike of having to do things I don't want to do. And that I don't want to be like this forever. I'd like to be someone who actually wants to b...
10 Okt 202429min
227) Forgot to Care, Oops
In this episode: - I think Ellen DeGeneres is autistic - I hate alarms unless it's for something fun - Garage sales are still gross - My wife ate 5-day-old perderders - I use calendars to schedule T...
1 Okt 202427min
226) Another Grocery Store Meltdown & The Invisible Man
In case you miss me talking about my storescapades, I have another mini-meltdown story about the grocery store. I also realized just how much I miss what's right in front of my eyeballs when I'm focus...
23 Sep 202428min
225) Autistically Annoyed, Vol. 1: Crockpots, Heart Hands, and Other Crimes Against Humanity
If you're in the mood for a rant, that's what this episode is. Lately there's been a bunch of dumb stuff that irritates the hell out of me. I haven't heard other people mention these things, so I'd lo...
20 Sep 202426min
224) Autistic Realizations Brought to You by Cat Poop and Social Anxiety
Had a mini-meltdown over cat poop. Realized I'm still socially awkward with neighbors I've known for years. I also just realized that had I known about my autism years ago, I never would have gotten m...
13 Sep 202426min
