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In this episode of Picard, Patrick Stewart does some of the best acting of the show accompanied by some of the worst scenes of the show. Ogres and onions aren’t the only things that have layers anymore, join us as we try to track a couple different plot lines through multiple layers of nonsense. It’ll have you asking important questions such as, is Q a sociopath or party animal? Is Borg-Jurati getting a high off of smashing windows? If you love Star Trek, maybe this isn’t the episode for you, but if you like absurd comedy, this is right up your alley. Maybe there’s too much snakeleaf going around.  Feedback will be in a different episode so we can properly address it. And we’re wrapping up this season soon, so you better send it in at picard@baldmove.com.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Apr 20221h 22min

Catch an old favorite out of the Bald Move vault from Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard. See Thor before he was an all-mighty god in a movie that turns the slasher tropes on their heads. If you're a horror fan who somehow missed this, I encourage you to give it a watch before you give this a listen. On the other hand, if you did enjoy the film, I think you'll really enjoy the works of the SCP. Here are a few articles to get you started. SCP-173 - Potential inspiration for the Dr. Who "Weeping Angels"? SCP-087 - One of the creepier ones SCP-426 - A good example of a more light-hearted entry SCP-231 - Genuinely disturbing use of REDACTED SCP-294 - A good mix Hey there! Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content, as well as ad-free versions of the podcasts, for just $5 a month! If you'd like to commission your very own podcast, this page will get you started. Support Bald Move: Amazon | Club Bald Move Leave Us A Review Join the discussion: Email | Forums | Facebook | Twitter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Apr 20221h 1min

Your feedback has been held in the Magnetic Containment Bottle on the Starship Bald Move and Captains A.Ron and Jim and are cracking it open to read what you have to say. The Picard writing team have phasers set to stun, and stunned we are. Let’s decipher the portrayal of mental health and dream about what a present-day episodic Star Trek would be like.  If you would like to further destabilize the Magnetic Containment Bottle, send in your feedback at picard@baldmove.com.  Hey there! Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content, as well as ad-free versions of the podcasts, for just $5 a month! Join the discussion: Email | Discord | Reddit | Forums Follow us: Twitch | YouTube | Twitter | Instagram | Facebook Leave Us A Review on Apple Podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Apr 202254min

This week Michael and KITT are put on security detail for state senator! Sen. Maggie Flynn is a real "Bernadette" Sanders type, a champion of the people who is trying to block a corrupt development deal that will threaten the environment and cause resident's power bills to soar. If the civically dubious direct action doesn't grab you, Devon plays model UN! Got something to say? Send it in to knightrider@baldmove.com. You find our co-host Jay McKane streaming weekly over on https://www.twitch.tv/blue_jay_streams. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Apr 20221h 40min

Have you seen The Bourne Trilogy, All the President’s Men, and Prince of Egypt? If yes, you’ll see where the writers of The Walking Dead took inspiration from this season. The title of this episode is “Acts of God”, so aside from the cameo from Brood X, we’d like to know where these other acts are. Don’t miss the zombies biting at the gaps in the armor of Seal Team Sux with the same ferocity of your uncle eating a chicken wing at the family picnic.  Next week is the bonus episode of The Walking Dead season wrap where we’ll go through feedback from you. Last chance to send it in at watchingdead@baldmove.com before the show goes on hiatus.  Hey there! Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content, as well as ad-free versions of the podcasts, for just $5 a month! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Apr 20221h 3min

Okay, okay, the liquid in the vial is blue! A.Ron concedes. And acknowledges he might be colorblind. Do you want to emit EMPs from your cells and then put on a cover concert of 20th century rock and roll? Yes? Well, then you may want to look into getting borg-ified like Agnes Jurati. Join Jim and A.Ron as they tackle an episode that ranges from impromptu concerts to the aftermath of domestic abuse, a topic very personal to Patrick Stewart’s own childhood.  Send feedback and tell us your thoughts, theories, or references we missed at picard@baldmove.com.  Hey there! Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content, as well as ad-free versions of the podcasts, for just $5 a month! Join the discussion: Email | Discord | Reddit | Forums Follow us: Twitch | YouTube | Twitter | Instagram | Facebook Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Apr 20221h 43min

With a title like that, how can this episode possibly fail? It can't. A maniacal real estate investor backed by henchmen Gul Dukat and the mysterious "Mario" tries to force out a small mom and pop stunt show by sabotaging their arena. Did you know that a car can also ski? Well, they can! KITT almost crushes a man, and ultimately has to stop a bomb with his butt. The Hoff continues to put on a fashion clinic, you have to see this man's spectacular stunt suit. Even KITT gets a makeover! Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content, as well as ad-free versions of the podcasts, for just $5 a month! Got something to say? Send it in to knightrider@baldmove.com. You find our co-host Jay McKane streaming weekly over on https://www.twitch.tv/blue_jay_streams. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Apr 20221h 29min

There's a strong theme developing this week on the walking dead about the costs of protecting yourself or others but we're not quite sure The Walking Dead has a strong enough foundation to lay it on. Join us for the podcast to hear our full thoughts. A big thank you to Mysteriana for creating the Watching Dead theme music. Find all of their music at MysterianaMusic.com Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content, as well as ad-free versions of the podcasts, for just $5 a month! Join the discussion: Email | Discord | Reddit | Forums Follow us: Twitch | YouTube | Twitter | Instagram | Facebook Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Apr 20221h 35min