Casturbation

This week David recalls the experience in Corporate America where their careers burned hot and fast but it all came crashing down when Michael screwed up everything (as usual) so they are starting a P...

12 Feb 20221h 21min

This week we are pitching Corporate America our restaurant Taco Guapo and the potential use of the McChicken as a form of stable currency.  P.S. Joe Rogan shot Bambi's mom.

3 Feb 20221h

This week we talk about death yet again so just assume we're talking about that every week and we wait until the end of the episode to come up with a pitch but it's worth the wait.

27 Jan 20221h 13min

This week we uncover the dark origins of the Pillsbury Doughboy and Michael says he would fight Helen Keller.

20 Jan 20221h 4min

This week we talk about things that happened last week because we recorded it last week, so we only cover Betty White and John Madden's deaths, Saget wasn't dead yet.

13 Jan 20221h 8min

This week we struggle to come up with a movie pitch so instead David calls out Michael for his limited comedic range and Michael calls out David for his connections to the underworld.

30 Des 20211h 7min

Once again, it's total chaos here at Casturbation like a tornado which is a tasteless simile but no one ever accused us of having taste.  In fact, no one has even talked to us, Hollywood producers are...

23 Des 20211h 7min

This week we decide to look at the news and we discover that everyone cool is dead or going to die but that is okay because we have uncovered the real after-life.

16 Des 20211h 1min