Horrific Constipation
New lore drops from everyone: Ashley’s bowels, Mak’s bath routine, and Alayna’s former life as a world traveler. Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp makes it easy to get matched online with a qual...
7 Jan 47min
“Are We Chopped?" Gen Alpha Slang
Alayna and Mak discuss unhinged Sims mods, absurd Gen Alpha slang terms, and the surprising origins of the Boobometer. FOLLOW CHOSEN FAMILY TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chosenfamilypo...
17 Des 202550min
Death By Gen Z Stare
Breaking down the Gen Z stare, Ashley’s master plan for Fulton’s organs, and the great seat reclining debate. FOLLOW CHOSEN FAMILY TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chosenfamilypod. ...
10 Des 202545min
Mak and Chappell Roan?
Mak’s close encounter with a famous popstar, a curly hair debate, and questionable financial choices. FOLLOW CHOSEN FAMILY TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chosenfamilypod. Instagra...
3 Des 202553min
The Hobbies Episode
Mak, Alayna, and Ashley discuss their current hobbies, favorite movies, Sabrina Carpenter, and Julio's mysterious disappearance...? FOLLOW CHOSEN FAMILY TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chosenf...
26 Nov 202550min
The Great Flashing Of 2026
Ashley’s sunflower eyes, Mak’s acupuncture, Alayna’s EMDR training, and preparation for the most controversial Patreon incentive ever created. FOLLOW CHOSEN FAMILY TikTok: https://www.tiktok.co...
19 Nov 202549min
Mak Learns To Twerk
Ashley, Alayna, and Mak discuss 6 7, acupuncture, Mak’s thirst-trapping days, Katseye, and the most difficult “would you rather”. FOLLOW CHOSEN FAMILY TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chosenfam...
12 Nov 202545min
We Like Our Friends Cancelled
Ashley, Mak, and Alayna break down Taylor Swift’s new album, invent a new word, and work through a listener’s attachment style woes. FOLLOW CHOSEN FAMILY TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chosen...
5 Nov 202550min
