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It's over. Criminal Minds Season 16 is over, the manhunt for Sicarius is over, Doug Baby is over, it's all over until they start shooting again and we must begin contemplating Season 17. "Dead End" bo...

19 Feb 20231h 48min

The penultimate episode has occurred, and it's just as disappointing as you might expect. Rossi interviews Sicarius' wife! Rossi interviews Sicarius himself! Flashbacks galore! Ronnie is overcoming si...

10 Feb 20231h 33min

In Episode 8 of Evolution, Sicarius kidnaps a woman from SECOND Street and later pawns her off to sensational character find of 2023, Hang Man. In other news, Shemar Moore is a father, JJ's kids are h...

2 Feb 20231h 25min

It's what you've been waiting for: a Deputy Director Baby spotlight episode. In a completely unnecessary sidequest, the team heads to West Virginia to stop a religious-themed injustice collector with ...

26 Jan 20231h 30min

Jazz is back and so is Criminal Minds: Evolution. Episode 6, "True Conviction", sees the BAU race against time to free a wrongfully convicted man on death row even if it pisses off Lewis' girlfriend. ...

17 Jan 20231h 35min

Jazz is sick with Havana Syndrome, so it's up to 3 time DTP champion Dr. Daniel Daughhetee to pick up the slack. In this gap week between Criminal Minds: Evolution, we decided to cover "Bloodline", ak...

10 Jan 20231h 28min

Things heat up slightly with the introduction of a werewolf connected to a senator--or grenator, pick your poison--portrayed by Aunt Zelda from the old Sabrina the Teenage Witch show. As this represen...

3 Jan 20231h 32min

It's a great sign for Criminal Minds: Evolution that the fourth episode of ten is inconsequential garbage, as opposed to consequential garbage. Home invasions, dark passengers played by guys from Pris...

27 Des 20221h 39min