Deliver The Profile

The team grapples with the most wily foe of all: the backdoor pilot, with Season 5's "The Fight"! Why is Forest Whitaker so much better than everyone else? Does Constantine ever shut the fuck up about...

18 Feb 20161h 25min

What happens when Ronnie's laptop stops working? Deliver The Profile goes on an unintentional hiatus. But now Ronnie and Jazz are back and Ronnie's laptop is quiet as a church mouse. In their sights t...

11 Feb 20161h 11min

It's 2016 but Ronnie and Jazz are still reviewing the same old shit with Season 2's "Legacy"! Witness Jason Gideon shove Charlie Chaplin down our throats and then witness the barren wasteland that is ...

11 Jan 20161h 1min

Ronnie and Jazz investigate "Sex, Birth, Death", which raises the question: can people with murder fantasies prevent themselves from murdering? Yes, moral quandaries once existed on Criminal Minds, an...

31 Des 20151h 1min

A power outage delayed this episode, so it's now the Deliver The Profile Boxing Day Spectacular! Join Ronnie and Jazz as they discover what a "good" Criminal Minds episode looks like in their first di...

27 Des 201558min

People become roadkill in "Roadkill", a Season 4 episode of Criminal Minds that passes off a stuntman as an actor and a Johnny Thunder song as a harbinger of death and destruction. To amuses themselve...

19 Des 20151h

Ronnie and Jazz fulfill a promise and cover "Penelope", part two of a crossover that involves the show's least likable character getting shot and not dying. This one's tangent heavy as the boys strugg...

10 Des 20151h 5min

It took three attempts over a series of weeks, but finally Ronnie and Jazz have covered Season 3's "Lucky"! It's about Fat Jamie Kennedy becoming less fat and also a cannibal, while Morgan struggles w...

2 Des 20151h 2min