Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast

We'd like to remind you that we are not the glee club. Other discussion topics for chapters 43-44 include: Signature for Ants, Beefalo, and Mantrum with Lantrum. Plus, for the first time ever, Lan act...

17 Aug 202045min

As the title implies, there's a highly graphic sidebar in this episode about the big blue dildo in HBO's "Watchmen." Whoops! More WoT-centric topics include: Glass-Blowing Inconsistencies, Mat's Trans...

10 Aug 202046min

Chapters 39 and 40 are here to teach us all about cults (and whether you're in one)! Discussion topics include: a Tybalt-centric Universe, Masema's 12 Friends Justice System, Alliandre's Resume, and F...

3 Aug 202048min

Emily "Eyeball" Juchau and Sally "Sadness" Goodger are back after a brief hiatus to talk about ch. 37 and 38. We'll discuss the history of circuses and "freak shows" and the intersections between huma...

27 Jul 202050min

In chapters 35 and 36, Elayne wrestles with some sticky consent issues, Robert Jordan plays queer-coding dodgeball, Valan Luca is a cult leader, and Birgitte is the only emotionally healthy person in ...

13 Jul 202048min

For chapters 33 and 34, we recover from sex igloo mostly by making fun of Elayne. We'll talk about her Sudden Passion for Carpentry, Galad Eating Falafel, the Forsaken's Chair Personalities, and, of c...

6 Jul 202045min

This episode is so long, just because there is so much misogyny, toxic masculinity, bad writing, and issues of consent in the Sex Igloo chapters (31 and 32). We'll lay it all out for you. But don't wo...

29 Jun 202051min

Oh, chapters 29 and 30? You mean the ones where a woman gets dismembered and Rand doesn't know what taxes are? Hard pass. We talk about Immune System Football, Officer Nepotism, Ghost Vampires, and th...

22 Jun 202040min