Episode 11: Alternately, a Real Bear
We're hanging out with the Tinkers this week, and you know what that means: a LONG conversation about sexy dancing. We also wonder about the significance of music in Wheel of Time, weigh in on the pas...
26 Mar 201850min
Episode 10: Petco Clickers Them Into Submission
We're baaaaack! To Perrin and Egwene, that is. Elyas, a wolf-telepathic wild man they just met, has agreed to guide them to Caemlyn, which isn't sketchy at ALL. In this episode we talk mostly about th...
19 Mar 201852min
Episode 9: The Philosopher's Stone? It's Emotional Damage
In our second installment of the "Thom and His Backup Dancers: Rand and Mat" saga, we reach Whitebridge! We talk about ancient architecture, the Illian Timeline, and Thom passing on his Bard-en. Oh, a...
12 Mar 201857min
Episode 8: Ta'veren, Whatever
In this episode we take a minute (or ten) to explain why we hate Rand - though we're also willing to admit he has some good qualities, particularly in this sequence. While Mat goes full Smeagol, we're...
5 Mar 201852min
Episode 7: Do They, Like, Motorize?
We talk more about memes, kinks, and sex toys than we ever will again in this podcast. Hopefully. If you don't think memes, kinks, and sex toys are related to werewolves, think again! So: Is Perrin a ...
26 Feb 201858min
Episode 6: Perrin Can Go To The Wolves, LITERALLY
Hey, are you enjoying the dynamics of this here fantasy fellowship? TOO BAD. They're breaking up, just like every boy band ever, and who knows when we'll get the reunion tour? (We do. It'll be in twen...
20 Feb 20181h 2min
Episode 5: Give Me More Sentient Fog
Have you ever visited a cursed city? The world is full of 'em, and so is Wheel of Time. They're pretty interesting, and very dangerous, especially for archetypal tricksters like Mat. If you have a ha...
12 Feb 201850min
Episode 4: A Family Can Be Your Ex-Babysitter
In Episode 4 we talk about our country bumpkins' first time in a city -- well, a "city." There's a lot to learn in Baerlon, about inns, innkeepers, conquering dream logic, and ~The Future.~ Plus, ever...
5 Feb 20181h 15min
