Johnny Rockets & the Heavy Chair Heist
The last quarterfinal match of Septemburger has arrived! Johnny Rockets is a genuine-hearted homage to the diners of the 1950s, which Michael would have been all about if this wasn't a "Sports Lounge...
27 Sep 20231h 14min
Umami Burger's Rise & Fall & Slight Re-Rise (Septemburger #1 Seed)
Septemburger's #1 seed, Umami Burger is up to bat! Michael has an axe to grind after the best burger in Los Angeles changed up their recipe a few years back Garrett outlines the rise and fall of Umam...
20 Sep 20231h 11min
Red Robin feat. John Angeli (Terror Firma)
Septemburger rolls along with the #5 seed, Red Robin! Michael & Garrett are not just joined by indie horror film producer John Angeli, but they're outright sponsored by his new movie Terror Firma Gar...
13 Sep 20231h 32min
Septemburger Has Arrived!! (Fuddruckers vs. Applebee's//Islands vs. Bob's Big Boy//Outback Steakhouse)
It's the burger battle of the year as Septemburger is now upon us! The tournament kicks off as the 8 entrants are announced and seeded Maybe the most badass theme song ever Garrett details the histor...
6 Sep 202346min
Twin Peaks: The Revenge Breastaurant feat. Emma Danger
Michael & Garrett get back at Michael's niece-aged cousin Emma Danger for sending them to Hooters last time she was on the podcast! Twin Peaks is a breastaurant founded on the premise that Hooters ha...
23 Aug 20231h 17min
All Garlic Everything at The Stinking Rose
Michael & Garrett are now 80% garlic-by-volume! The You-Must Bowl forces Michael to sing his table's order to the entire restaurant Garrett details the garlicky history of The Stinking Rose in Resty ...
9 Aug 20231h 7min
Shakey's Pizza Parlor Has a Crab Problem feat. Zeus Benitez (BabyGirl)
Michael & Garrett tolerate a subpar lunch buffet with the super-jacked Zeus Benitez! Garrett journeys to and from the buffet on his hands and feet as the You-Must Bowl has him crab-walking his way ar...
26 Jul 20231h 14min
A Suit of Pokemon Cards: Technically Meeting the Dress Code at Mastro's Ocean Club
The boys experience actual Fine Dining for once! The You-Must Bowl forces Michael to wear a suit made entirely of Pokémon cards to Mastro's Ocean Club Garrett details the history of Mastro's in Resty...
12 Jul 20231h 24min
