
The Opposite of Chicken
We talk fake meat, social networking, viral food videos, Blythe's birthday, Valentine's Day gifts, Dr. Jen's war against Vagisil, Emily In Paris's Golden Globes noms, screentime mania and more! Plus, ...
5 Feb 20211h 23min

Caviar Is A Superfood
This week we discuss dueling Alzheimer's remedies, minimalist parenting, financial planning, bran muffins in bulk, Megan's country home, closet refreshes and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...
30 Jan 20211h 20min

Trader Joe's Haul (TEASER)
To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Aggie and Bryan dissect the highs and lows, the strange and surreal, the delicious and disgusting of everybody's favorite pirate themed ...
25 Jan 20212min

The Curious Case of the Exploding Vagina Candle
A British woman allegedly almost burns her house down after lighting a Goop candle and we're not sure we believe her story. We also talk Intuitive Fasting, Twilight, 3 step detoxes that are really 10 ...
23 Jan 20211h 14min

Dim Sum and Dildos
Gwyneth eats dumplings al fresco, Elise recouperates, and a certain thirsty gynecologist joins TikTok. We also discuss 5 minute masturbation, alt-right paleo culture, terrible teachers, 80 year old mo...
16 Jan 20211h 25min

New Year, New Detox
Goop releases their annual detox, but this time it's totally casual! Do it or don't. We both chose don't. We also are treated to a brand new GOOPGENES face oil, a tenuous link between COVID and Chroni...
9 Jan 20211h 27min

In Goop Health (UNLOCKED)
Aggie and Bryan go to the vaults and unlock a Patreon episode, where we recap the inaugural In Goop Health Virtual Summit. Go to patreon.com/goopyourself to hear more bonus content. Happy New Year!! H...
1 Jan 202153min

Gunt Yourself (TEASER)
To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself We review the Goop-sceptical limited series J*nsplaining (now streaming on Amazon Prime) and break down Dr. G's long running feud with M...
20 Des 20201min





















