Guide to the Unknown

Scary Movie 5. Trick? Or Treat?HAPPY HALLOWEEN!We promised we'd watch the whole franchise...and we did it. But at what cost?Rest in Peace SCARMUTO......Oh...but wait...THERE'S BEEN SOME BREAKING NEWS....

31 Okt 20241h 20min

Scary Movie 4...This is the FIRST time this franchise died.It's also the only movie with Shaq AND Dr. Phil in it together.COINCIDENCE?![YouTube Version][Sources and links]Get this episode AD-FREE on P...

25 Okt 20241h 7min

Scary Movie 3...is it any good? A fresh start?Or a fresh fart?Welcome to a new kind of chaos that is VERY similar to the old kind of chaos!Oh Scarmuto...[YouTube Version][Sources and links]Get this ep...

18 Okt 20241h 12min

ATTENTION GUIDIES:We are going to be doing a mini LIVE SHOW on October 25th at Pino's in Highland Park, NJ. Be there around 7pm!And that dastardly Apple is going to make our Patreon cost more if you s...

17 Okt 20246min

Scary Movie October...we're really not stopping.This week we're watching Scary Movie 2, which is...better? Worse?At least it has the "strong hand" guy? Or is he a problem?SAVE US![YouTube Version][Sou...

11 Okt 20241h 13min

Liz Sower, creator of the podcast Ghosts in the Burbs and author of the novels Claire and Lilith, is a Ghost Adventures superfan. She joins Kristen (Will's on parental leave!) to discuss season 20, ep...

10 Okt 20241h 19min

Scary Movie + October = SCARMUTO No mercy. No shame. We came up with a funny word a few months ago, and now we're locked in...this month we're going to review EVERY single entry in the SCARY MOVIE fra...

4 Okt 20241h 18min

What horror icons do we think we can outrun?Is George Romero the only true master of horror?Why does Kristen hate the word "supper?"We're finally answering all your hottest questions![YouTube Version]...

27 Sep 20241h 5min