GuitarWank

Learn the notes on your instrument but get the technical crap outa your head to play musically, and Burn-to-Learn!Support the show

20 Jun 20161h 12min

Bruce and Scott wank existential - the mercy of dying while you're playing, the tragedy of dying young. Why is Clapton in bed with Chase Bank? Is the musicians union necessary? Q&A.Support the show

13 Jun 201647min

White musicians attempting to play the blues, Promoters disappearing, We are all winners, Allan Holdsworth, Running out of time on the competition! Living Life Now.Support the show

6 Jun 20161h 2min

Superheroes, artists who bleed their art on stage, Scott learns Thriller and Ghost Busters, while Bruce dreams of living on Mars without soundmen.Support the show

30 Mai 20161h 5min

Hot wheels and human skulls create great tone for Scott; Bruce relies on Cow Skulls! Scott reveals the secrets of his exhaustive wardrobe while Bruce shares his plan for GuitarWank-On-The-Road. Giddy ...

23 Mai 201657min

Necrophillia and other disappointments. Bruce extinguishes a hair fire at a gig while Scott encourages musicians to learn about PA and audio gear. The challenges of working with people whose philosoph...

16 Mai 201653min

Holy cow, we start out in a religious vein after an emission with incredible tone that really told a story. Train wrecks and embarrassment on stage and in life, Celebrity vs. Integrity, and Scarlett J...

9 Mai 20161h 2min

Scott and Bruce continue wanking from last week, picking up on the Stairway To Heaven lawsuit, more listener questions.Support the show

2 Mai 201647min