Taylor Swift is Done with Shrek Dating
Congrats to Taylor Swift! Get to know us if you are new around here, hot girl humor, and please support the show by buying Lindsay a Bernese Mountain Dog puppy. Bits & Clips 00:00 Our origin story 07:...
2 Sep 202537min
Manifesting a Free Taint
Is your sacral chakra and tight taint holding you back from your dreams? Would you rather date a guy in a wheelchair, with a tiny head, or with two heads? And sobriety celebrations while aging in reve...
25 Aug 202548min
Savannah Bananas Snail Trail
Go sports! Chelsea met the Bananas, Lindsay wasn't the one nipping out this time, and we are just Target girlies who might think too much during sex. Highlights 00:00 Lettuce dog 05:25 Getting into l...
18 Aug 202544min
Move Over Katie Feeney
Nazi dogs, dream houses, and douchebag fans. And we are getting paid to party with the high possibility of being trained, but we are white girls and listen to NPR, who wouldn't want to hire us? 00:...
11 Aug 202538min
Soft Throuple
WNBA and dildos, hopefully making new friends, black cat boyfriends, and we are feeling perfect today. 0:00 Curry Seagull 04:28 SKIMS face contraption 07:15 Gym Girlies Friends 12:58 Feeling Perf...
4 Aug 202553min
Hunting Wives
Ball sac razors are underrated, high school boys hooking up with older ladies, nipple clamps and Sydney Sweeney has great jeans. 00:00 Shotguns and Lions 03:56 Nipple Clamps 07:01 Hunting Wives Reca...
28 Jul 202557min
Kiss Cam Cheaters
Beavers falling from the sky, Coldplay calling out the CEO & HR affair, revenge is better when it's an inconvenience, and we actually need more hobbies. 01:43 Beavers Falling from the Sky 04:20 Col...
21 Jul 202533min
BBL Butt Rot
Cum dumpsters, BBLs are rotting like garbage in July and the Polar Express is actually a smut book. 00:00 Red Panda Wake Up Call 02:32 Besties Share Laser Hair Removal 04:12 Chelsea Plays Wedding Ph...
14 Jul 202545min
