
Land of 1,000 Dances
DWTS celebrates America in the only way it knows how: a rumba to Proud to Be an American. It’s inexplicable, it’s stupid, and hopefully we’ll never do it again (until the next Benny Franks ep). Chris ...
24 Aug 20231h 1min

I’m Lovin’ It
This Barbie is talking about the season 12 premiere of DWTS! Chris is incredibly off topic for a good quarter of the episode, and Katy isn’t exactly enthused about the premiere anyway. There is a shoc...
10 Aug 202354min

Don’t Do Tell Me
Does Katy know these celebrities? And will Romeo go to Utah? Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod, on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic, or on Instagram at @jmp.pod Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister...
3 Aug 202343min

Brooke Burke-Harding
Finale time, baby! What a time for an episode that covers condiments, Republicans, injury ethics, counting to eight (again), Bristol the party killer, and the conclusion to the feud that rocked Americ...
20 Jul 202344min

A Scandoval Coloring Book
Friendly Banter before the episode begins? What is this nonsense? Speaking of nonsense, there are drunk uncles, fabulous dancing women, the son of Twinkletoes, multiple fatal car accidents… and then ...
13 Jul 202358min

Grey’s Atrocity
Step right up and pay us your $7 to view some cage matches! Katy, a known homophobe, versus Chris, famous homosexual. Who wins? And how is any of this related to Dancing with the Stars? Follow us on ...
6 Jul 20231h 9min

Particles in a Sea of Dust
Shall we go for it? We shall, if “it” is anarchy and abandoning plans. Katy is feeling her workout to an intense degree. Chris discovers a new celebrity feud. And can anybody answer the question: who ...
29 Jun 202359min

The Ballad of Crystal Balin
Come on in, depressed negative Russians and mad Makses! We’ve got a story to tell this week, and Katy and Chris are ready to give you the sitch. There’s an infamous dog dance to discuss, and Chris goe...
22 Jun 20231h 22min



















