13: Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon / a.k.a. Shelly's Rant
Welcome to lucky number 13! In this episode Shelly talks about that very special time when she blossomed into womanhood. Warning: this description gets a bit graphic (as usual, Shelly's mouth filter i...
17 Feb 201950min
12: Cadaver Gums
Shelly's undergoing gum surgery soon, and in this episode we discuss where those things come from. Ew. We also talk about the first time we both encountered a gay person, and Shelly continues her stor...
10 Feb 201944min
11: Shower Beer
What, you don't drink beer in the shower? Some say it makes a great conditioner. In fact, Shelly claimed that once when her kids asked her if she'd been drinking. True story. In this episode, Shelly a...
3 Feb 201949min
10: Pizza Porn
Don't worry, we're not giving up the podcast to be porn stars. But if we did, let's just say pizza would be involved. Yep, it seems strange to us too. Welcome to our 10th episode! Shelly comes out aga...
27 Jan 201944min
9: I Hope They Call Me on a Mission
What's the big deal about Mormon Missions, anyway? Well, we tackle 'em head on in our 9th podcast, so check it out! Also, we discuss professional recycling, sinful, costly tattoos, and dehydrating yog...
20 Jan 201959min
8: Men In Suits
This episode stumbled upon a big trigger for Shelly. It gets emotional, but we managed to balance the discussion with a revelation about racist panty hose. Ridiculous. Also, we read a sweet yet slight...
13 Jan 201946min
7: The Christmas Letter
Shelly talks about the annual Christmas letter from her "perfect Mormon family." Insert eye-rolling emoji. Mary is starting to think this Mormon stuff might actually be fake. Hmm...Music provided by P...
6 Jan 201941min
6: the Holiday Episode
Happy Holidays! Shelly gives her children an amazing gift by coming out to them. Also, nothing says Merry Christmas like ridiculously strong cocktails set on fire! Find out how we survived the restaur...
30 Des 201834min
