LET'S GET SEXY: Erotic Stories Deconstructed

In this chapter of Elfie - an erotic Christmas story written by Quixerotic1 for the website Literotica.com - Santa Claus goes corporate with a complex new recruitment strategy! After all, you can hardly have a yule-tide orgy without plenty of elves to pad out the numbers! How do you conduct an interview for a job which is entirely secret, takes you away from your family, won't end until you're dead and also physically transforms your body? Well, in true corporate spirit, there are a lot of details which are not openly communicated at the outset. Emily fills out her role as CEO of the Xmas operation (when she gets a break from all her employees having it away in her office) and the fauns continue to do whatever fauns are supposed to do... Meanwhile we meet Jacob, a new character, and follow his journey as he signs his future (and body hair) away to a lifetime of merry servitude!Join in with the seasonal merriment of our fourth XMAS Special episode of the podcast...so Christmassy!TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex!If you enjoy listening to the podcast, please like and subscribe! It would also be really cool of you to share this episode with a friend - if you can think of somebody who you think would enjoy it as much as you do!If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688Thanks also to our advertising partners who continue to make the podcast a viable enterprise!If you want to get in contact with the podcast:Email: letsgetsexypodcast@gmail.com Tweet: @letsgetsexypodInstagram: @letsgetsexypodcastFacebook: Let's Get Sexy Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 Des 20241h 4min

The plot (like a saucepan of bread sauce, simmering gently on the hob next to a fully roasted turkey and all the trimmings) thickens! In this Christmassy episode of Elfie - an erotic Christmas story written by Quixerotic1 for the website Literotica.com - Mrs. Claus gets to grips with her new job, and we meet some of her helpful new friends! Meanwhile, Liam and Elfie go on another late night excursion to capture a few more sex slaves for the harem... what wholesome festive fun! We also learn plenty more exciting details about the fae lore that governs Elfie and Santa's duel with Krampus - including a potentially important loophole which our characters could end up exploring to great advantage!Join in with the seasonal merriment of our third XMAS Special episode of the podcast! TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex, a (definitely) questionable attitude to consent and some mild bestiality (or furry kink, depending on the way you look at it)!If you enjoy listening to the podcast, please like and subscribe! It would also be really cool of you to share this episode with a friend - if you can think of somebody who you think would enjoy it as much as you do!If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688Thanks also to our advertising partners who continue to make the podcast a viable enterprise!If you want to get in contact with the podcast:Email: letsgetsexypodcast@gmail.com Tweet: @letsgetsexypodInstagram: @letsgetsexypodcastFacebook: Let's Get Sexy Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

15 Des 20241h 25min

What would Santa be without his loving and supportive wife Mrs. Claus? That's exactly my point! So of course, at the top of the priority list for Liam and Elfie, is planning a lane night invasion to capture a woman for him to marry... well not marry exactly, more like force into the role of Harem caretaker.With the freedom to choose any woman in the world, you might expect Liam to consider the red carpet's hottest supermodels or Hollywood sweethearts... but why go to the trouble of leaving Sliverton when there's a perfectly good horse veterinarian with a drinking problem, who you went out with in high school, right around the corner! Never mind that you can teleport yourself instantly with the Christmas Magic!In this second chapter of Elfie - an erotic Christmas story written for the website Literotica.com by author Quixerotic1 - we get a deeper understanding of Santa's true role and what the festivities of the season really entail for him... something slightly naughtier than a snog under the mistletoe!TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex and an (arguably) questionable attitude to consent!If you enjoy listening to the podcast, please like and subscribe! It would also be really cool of you to share this episode with a friend - if you can think of somebody who you think would enjoy it as much as you do!If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688Thanks also to our advertising partners who make the podcast a viable enterprise!If you want to get in contact with the podcast:Email: letsgetsexypodcast@gmail.com Tweet: @letsgetsexypodInstagram: @letsgetsexypodcastFacebook: Let's Get Sexy Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

8 Des 202453min

HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!Celebrate the festive season with a naughty little tale of Elfie - an erotic Christmas story written for the website Literotica.com by author Quixerotic1 - as the titular "fae" elf meets her new master: the unassuming and understandably bewildered Liam!In this first chapter of the series, the torch is passed, and our main character will have to make a pivotal choice which could destroy Christmas forever and allow the devious villain Krampus to win a sordid victory! How will this choice be made? By shagging of course!! What else did you expect!?Will Liam take up the mantle and defend the holiday spirit? OR will the world be plunged into years of woe!? Find out in this fun, seasonal story!Wishing you a very happy Christmas, I hope you'll enjoy the next 5 weeks of special festive episodes!TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex!If you enjoy listening to the podcast, please like and subscribe! It would also be really cool of you to share this episode with a friend - if you can think of somebody who you think would enjoy it as much as you do!If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688Thanks also to our advertising partners who make the podcast a viable enterprise!(Just a quick word on that: I have recently enabled advertising on the podcast after struggling to fund my work for the last 6 months. I know adverts are a bit annoying, but at this point the podcast could not exist without the financial investment that advertisers bring in. I will be working to bring an ad free edition of the podcast to subscribers via Patreon for those who would rather support me that way. Thanks for your patience and understanding!)If you want to get in contact with the podcast:Email: letsgetsexypodcast@gmail.com Tweet: @letsgetsexypodInstagram: @letsgetsexypodcastFacebook: Let's Get Sexy Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1 Des 20241h 16min

In this special bonus episode, I am joined by Suzannah Weiss - a feminist writer, sexologist and published author of "Subjectified: Becoming a Sexual Subject" which details her journey toward sexual empowerment and lays out a framework for moving beyond the objectification of women! Together we read a series of real life erotic love letters between a young couple and have a good chat about them afterwards!I hope you enjoy this special collaboration bonus episode - please check out Suzannah's work by visiting her website: https://suzannahweiss.com/ or by following her on social media: Twitter https://x.com/suzannahweiss , Instagram https://www.instagram.com/weisssuzannah/ , Linkedin https://www.linkedin.com/in/suzannahweiss/TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains references to sex!If you enjoy listening to the podcast, please like and subscribe! It would also be really cool of you to share this episode with a friend - if you can think of somebody who you think would enjoy it as much as you do!If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688Thanks also to our advertising partners who make the podcast a viable enterprise!(Just a quick word on that: I have recently enabled advertising on the podcast after struggling to fund my work for the last 6 months. I know adverts are a bit annoying, but at this point the podcast could not exist without the financial investment that advertisers bring in. I will be working to bring an ad free edition of the podcast to subscribers via Patreon for those who would rather support me that way. Thanks for your patience and understanding!)If you want to get in contact with the podcast:Email: letsgetsexypodcast@gmail.com Tweet: @letsgetsexypodInstagram: @letsgetsexypodcastFacebook: Let's Get Sexy Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 Nov 202451min

It's time for the orgasmic climax of this erotic story to crash, like a breaking tidal wave, over your listening ears as we rejoin the horny holiday gang on their last couple of days on the mountain. Prepare yourself for a long, slow (but sensual) ride in the wake of the previous chapters developments, which at last bring this series (14 days on the Mountain - an erotic story written for Literotica.com by author Odysseyker) to its conclusion.Will Tiffany and Mike establish something serious? Did Kelly manage to take all of Mark's big penis into her anus? What about the other boys, did they have a good time on holiday? Also, what the fuck is going on with Cheryl... there's something wrong there, right?Find out in this exciting, final episode of the story! Man, it feels good to wrap this one up! Wrap it up in a package and send it straight to the fires of Orodruin! Just kidding, it's actually one of the best episodes of the series - so don't miss this one!TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex and some slightly pervy male behaviour / mild (and not so mild) sexist attitudes, along with risqué themes that include swinging and group sex! There is also some incest stuff which pop up every now and again. Although, if the "gay shit" last week was an issue for you, there's none of that this week... your insecurities can go back into their box!If you enjoy listening to the podcast, please like and subscribe! It would also be really cool of you to share this episode with a friend - if you can think of somebody who you think would enjoy it as much as you do!If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688Thanks also to our advertising partners who make the podcast a viable enterprise!(Just a quick word on that: I have recently enabled advertising on the podcast after struggling to fund my work for the last 6 months. I know adverts are a bit annoying, but at this point the podcast could not exist without the financial investment that advertisers bring in. I will be working to bring an ad free edition of the podcast to subscribers via Patreon for those who would rather support me that way. Thanks for your patience and understanding!)If you want to get in contact with the podcast:Email: letsgetsexypodcast@gmail.com Tweet: @letsgetsexypodInstagram: @letsgetsexypodcastFacebook: Let's Get Sexy Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

17 Nov 20241h 46min

After the way that the electronic dart board was highlighted in chapter one of this series, I am frankly livid that when the time comes for the gang to play a game together, it has nothing to do with either electronics or darts... However, despite this glaring oversight by the author, Mike and the rest of the guests manage to have a good enough time with the high school favourite: Truth or Dare!What dares or truths could possibly still be a challenge for these battle hardened sex veterans who've spent the last 11 days having every kind of sex imaginable at all hours of the day? Well... you'll just have to listen to this sexy new chapter of 14 days on the Mountain - an erotic story written for Literotica.com by author Odysseyker, to find out!TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex and some slightly pervy male behaviour / mild (and not so mild) sexist attitudes, along with risqué themes that include swinging and group sex! There is also some incest stuff which pop up every now and again. Plus some "gay shit" which homophobic listeners may find intimidating and/or confusing.If you enjoy listening to the podcast, please like and subscribe! It would also be really cool of you to share this episode with a friend - if you can think of somebody who you think would enjoy it as much as you do!If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688Thanks also to our advertising partners who make the podcast a viable enterprise!(Just a quick word on that: I have recently enabled advertising on the podcast after struggling to fund my work for the last 6 months. I know adverts are a bit annoying, but at this point the podcast could not exist without the financial investment that advertisers bring in. I will be working to bring an ad free edition of the podcast to subscribers via Patreon for those who would rather support me that way. Thanks for your patience and understanding!)If you want to get in contact with the podcast:Email: letsgetsexypodcast@gmail.com Tweet: @letsgetsexypodInstagram: @letsgetsexypodcastFacebook: Let's Get Sexy Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10 Nov 20241h 12min

Tiffany and Mike seem to have developed a special connection and in this exciting chapter of 14 days on the Mountain - an erotic story written for Literotica.com by author Odysseyker, they take the next logical step in their relationship... anal sex! Obviously... Although, I don't want to jump ahead because they also spend some quality time together and enjoy a rare one on one opportunity to get to know each other a little better - discussing the big issues, setting the world to rights and getting philosophical in an intellectual contest of wits that covers everything from vaginal fisting to parental incest! However, as with any time two people at the lodge try to enjoy something the tiniest bit private together: the other guests are soon circling like vultures for their share of the intimacy... Will this create problems for Mike and Tiffany? You'll have to listen to find out!TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains sex and some slightly pervy male behaviour / mild (and not so mild) sexist attitudes, along with risqué themes that include swinging and group sex! There are also some incest themes and mentions of underage sex (17 years old though... so it depends on where you're listening, I guess...)If you enjoy listening to the podcast, please like and subscribe! It would also be really cool of you to share this episode with a friend - if you can think of somebody who you think would enjoy it as much as you do!If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688If you want to get in contact with the podcast:Email: letsgetsexypodcast@gmail.com Tweet: @letsgetsexypodInstagram: @letsgetsexypodcastFacebook: Let's Get Sexy Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

3 Nov 202451min