Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Nick Cannon is king. The rest of us are just wannabe's and pretenders. It's been a nice run, though. Appreciate you guys letting us do this until Nick Cannon's killer new podcast swallows up all other forms of media as it clearly should.  Hail Cannon!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

15 Jul 20201h 6min

Orcs, Green skins, vampires swirling in battle as another battle, a battle between those who share the same blood fight about mundane stuff like kids and haircuts. We must protect the vampires. We must secure bulk amounts of a certain paper product. Everyone is watching. Everyone is counting how many we are using. Deception, in this case, is our only ally. We must fill the box at all cost.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

8 Jul 20201h 19min

Shane had a big weekend down at the Williams Grove Speedway. The white claws were flowing. Funnel cake popping. Though nobody died this time which sucks. Cusk, on the other hand, was too sleep deprived to really say what he was up to. Def didn't crum tho.  Full eppie on the paytch @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

1 Jul 20201h 9min

Shane's back form a glorious post-covid gig. Matt's deep underground with his hand in multiple movements. They meet to discuss the fate of the American Empire as we know it. Basically like a fat, dumb Bilderberg.  Topix include: the way forward, cancel apocalypse, who survives cancels, Shane's surprising ally, And a bunch more!! Support the Dawgz @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

24 Jun 20202h 13min

Bad week for some. Great week for others. Our enemies are many, yes. But, our cadre of loyal dawgz continues to grow. Incorporation, and personal expansion. This is the way we move.  Some call this a podcast. Other's call it an immortality project. Perhaps it's both. Then again, perhaps it's neither.  Topics include: The Brueger Method, Justin Bieber's favorite comedian, Bae repellent, the propaganda show, and a bunch more stuff.  Watch video: https://youtu.be/b1F6Tu6j5E8 Support the D.A.W.G.Z @patreon.com/MSsecretpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

18 Jun 20201h 57min

First day in the new studio with full video. There was a wee bit of construction above us as well. And the audio got weird from 1:42-1:58. Other than that though it was great! Really good stuff, guys. So check it out. We talk about Native American gauntlets, defunding the police, and a lot of other stuff.  Watch the video here: https://youtu.be/i1vKYQkNybo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

10 Jun 20201h 44min

Silence falls over the doubly locked down streets of the city as a caravan of Honda Civics and Chevy Cruzes process to the secret location. A team of ample-bodied bulls guide the two operatives to the "secret" location. Fights break out. Chaos ensues. The real D.A.W.G.Z. slip out of the back of a Isuzu Rodeo and gain access to the actual safe house, looking over their shoulders at their body doubles, noting how jacked they are before slipping in through door of an unassuming row home to beam the signal  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

1 Jun 20201h 50min

Shane's hitting the Pelaton and eating real, real good. Matt's deep underground with very serious projects going on and is, regretfully, neglecting his body and its various needs. Topics include: lady freaking out on the bird watcher, People who love the news (again) ((my bad)), Protecting our sweet daughters, the grim new reality of supermarkets, and more!!!!!! Support the DAWGZ: patreon.com/MSsecretpod Watch the video: https://youtu.be/ArE305XT5RM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

27 Mai 20201h 13min