2026.01.19: Slow News Year
Burnie and Ashley discuss Burnie's birthday, sushi train, Zootopia 2, Avatar gets cheaper, the emerging AI class system, platform performance of the RTAAs, tennis professional amateurs, and mistaken i...
19 Jan 27min
2026.01.16: Nothing But Lies
Burnie and Ashley discuss Animaniacs, Madonna, Amazing Race, the Great American visa drought, The World Cup, Messi, Posh Spice's husband, social media jobs, The Birthday Problem, real stuff that we do...
16 Jan 29min
2026.01.15: Xray Spectators
Burnie and Ashley discuss Marvel teasers, Ponies, The Boys, Walking Dead, 28 Years and Six Months Later, Alamo controversy, Digg returns, Fark, X agrees to only undress some people, and Xray cams.
15 Jan 29min
2026.01.14: Bif Bam Powell
Burnie and Ashley discuss box office all-time, Scott Adams, Ivermectin, Tesla FSD milestones, Jerome Powell investigation, claw machine metaphors, stores of value, tariff rulings, Iranian executions, ...
14 Jan 33min
2026.01.13: A Wealth Of Monkeys
Burnie and Ashley discuss fat Mush, Burnie the Pushover, the Are You Dead app, Hitchbot, robot serial killers, Nigerian princes, and valuable data for scams.
13 Jan 25min
2026.01.12: Honor To Not Be Nominated
Burnie and Ashley discuss leaving hibernation, Golden Globe roundup, Slashies, roast awards, Kpop Demon Hunters, Sinners, dog awards, uninvestable Venezuela, Iranian internet, sonic weapons, Discord s...
12 Jan 30min
2026.01.09: Agitatored
Burnie and Ashley discuss agitators, Iranian protests, Memories books, yearbook signings, Twitter conspiracy theories, WB's deadline, Ole Miss exits the CFP, CES round up, and Tamagotchis.
9 Jan 26min
2026.01.08: Pause
Burnie and Ashley briefly discuss their growing exhaustion with the pace of American crisis events.
8 Jan 12min
