Your Questions Answered (Plus Erling Haaland's Lovely Lips)
After receiving hundreds of messages, Patrick and Joe open the floor to your questions. For some reason Patrick's agreed to answer anything Joe asks on behalf of the listeners, so expect the hosts to ...
14 Mar 202437min
What Does ‘Style of Play’ Actually Mean?
What's the difference between a press and a counter-press? Route one and possession football? Counter-attacking and parking the bus? Patrick nobly attempts to explain these football tactics to a bemus...
7 Mar 202433min
Inside a Football Dressing Room (and a private jet)
Joe is very excited to learn exactly what goes on inside a dressing room and covers everything from the food on offer to the best facilities in the Premier League. Patrick tells us how a mix-up at an ...
29 Feb 202437min
The ‘Home Life’ of a Footballer
Joe finds out what life is like for Patrick when he’s not focused on football including how to choose where to live and whether he’s contractually allowed to ride a motorbike. Pat reveals a gross misj...
22 Feb 202436min
The First England Call-Up (Landmarks Part 2)
After being distracted in the original episode about landmark moments (thanks to an unusual fantasy football team name), the lads reconvene to discuss more important moments from Pat’s career. You’ll ...
15 Feb 202432min
Patrick Bamford’s Personal Team
Patrick opens up to Joe about everything he’s invested in to help deal with the pressures of football in terms of nutrition, being physically fit and being mentally strong. Part of Pat’s team immediat...
8 Feb 202438min
Do All Footballers Want To Be a Captain?
Joe has always fancied himself as a skipper so wants to know what attributes he needs to develop and ultimately what the perks of the job are. Patrick tells us about an incident whilst captain of Leed...
1 Feb 202439min
Patrick Challenges Joe to Prove He’s Good at Free Kicks
After weeks of hearing about Joe’s supposedly stupendous free kick-taking ability, Pat lays down a challenge which involves a trip to the Leeds training ground. Joe realises he might have bitten off m...
25 Jan 202434min
