“Mescal Give Life, No Depréssión”
So nice to see you, legends. Jason and Alaina are happy to be back on the mic spitting major bars post July 4th. They are huge into ~summer vibage~ and play some songs inspired by 2018 forgotten hits....
10 Jul 20242h 4min
“Girl-Kissing in Bridgerton 2k26”
Hey uglies (it’s Opposite Day.) Jason and Alaina have sooooo much to discuss after their big trip to da big apple. They deep dive into their experience at the Met, & seeing celebrities. Then they DON’...
28 Jun 20241h 43min
One (1) Year Anniversary! A Year in Review
Happy birthday legends! A year ago you were born. To celebrate, proud parents Jason and Alaina pulled together the top 53 most SHOCKING moments from the last year, as well as go over the best/worst e...
12 Jun 20242h
“Love is love- NO!”
Pop, six, squish, uh-oh, circero, AirPods. The Narcissists (lady slayers, Jason and Alaina) are both in the country, and both up to no good once again. Todays topics: Ship of Theseus, The Hobbit 2, X-...
2 Jun 20241h 48min
"Psyop Summer"
Hey legends -_- The narcissists are bbbback with another hit episode. Today’s “yip” topics: Rube Goldberg machines, escape rooms, Eartha Kits, the fable of Androcles and the Lion, egg toss at church p...
21 Mai 20241h 41min
"YOU Keep My Nature Out of Your Positing!”
Podcast vibesss. Hey legends. Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, are reporting live from the red carpet. They discuss their fav Met Gala looks and drama, Jason’s 24 hr trip to NYC, smiling at dogs, the fo...
8 Mai 20241h 52min
“If You’re Packing Heat, You’re in for a Treat”
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the narcissists are back to serve up another ep, legends. Coming off some devastating news (and a new fuck ass bob), the legends are absolutely scramb...
3 Mai 20241h 52min
"Human Unit Buss Down 6’5" Actor Lee Pace”
Hey legends, your local narcissists are here THANK GOD. Alaina is losing her gd mind over Taylor Swift’s TTPD album and has LOTS to say and Jason is her very kind cohost!!! They also are still into Lo...
25 Apr 20241h 45min
