S7E7 - Big in Lindblum
We make it to the grand city of Lindblum, and meet the Cid of this game. He’s been turned into a bug. We explore the big city, and meet Zidane’s old friend Freya. Then we learn about the festival of t...
14 Sep 20231h 14min
S7E6 - I Exist Only to Kill
It’s day 2, and we start out by making breakfast, a twist on Matty Matheson’s bologna bowl. Ryan brings the legendarily bad player’s guide, so we dive into that nonsense. Then we finally get out of th...
7 Sep 20231h 21min
S7E5 - Gee Whiz, a Windmill
We make it to the town of Dali, and get hit by a series of Active Time Events. Why is everyone so interested in Vivi? What’s the deal with this cat? Why does this game want to stop us so much? Vivi ge...
31 Aug 20231h 3min
S7E4 - Food Brain
We take on the Ice Cave, which is completely overrun with ice. After fighting the Black Waltz 1, we find Final Fantasy school number 2. Also, Jeff makes slider sandwiches. Video Version at Patreon: pa...
24 Aug 202346min
S7E3 - A Lot of World Map Out Here
It’s time to find the princess and escape the Evil Forest. We kill the mother Rosebug, which causes everything including Blank to get completely petrified. Outside Evil Forest, the gang takes stock of...
17 Aug 202351min
S7E2 - Alter Reality by Speaking
The crew of Tantalus continues the consensual kidnapping of Princess Garnet during the big annual performance of “I Want to Be Your Canary”. There’s stage fights on stage fights, and no one knows what...
10 Aug 20231h 24min
S7E1 - Full Whimsy
It’s finally time to play Final Fantasy IX! In the Kingdom of Alexandria, we meet an ensemble of disparate characters, all excited to see or perform in the big play “I Want to Be Your Canary”. Can Zid...
3 Aug 20231h 50min
Season 7 Pregame
It’s time to pregame. Get hyped with us to start a gigantic adventure as we prepare to begin playing Final Fantasy IX! We’ve got cameras on our heads this season, so we recorded the morning of the fir...
27 Jul 202350min
