164: surprise d*ldo reveal at neighborhood soup night (w/ Damien Haas)
Damien Haas joins the show to take stunning calls about doing a tight 5 eulogy at an open mic, leaving out your d*ldo collection on the stove, and being surpassed by your husband in your favorite vide...
27 Aug 20251h 1min
163: selling my rich ex boyfriend feet pics (w/ Hannah Pilkes)
Hannah Pilkes joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about selling your rich ex boyfriend pricey foot pics, locking your keys in your laundry room, and being scammed by a telephone fraud...
20 Aug 20251h 11min
162: accidentally banged my bestie's secret girlfriend (w/ Josh Gondelman)
Josh Gondelman joins the show to take stunning calls about giving your nana a heart attack, and accidentally having a threesome with your bestie's secret gf. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee...
13 Aug 20251h 2min
161: eliminating a lover from my roster (w/ Ash Perez)
Ash Perez joins the show to discuss dressing like Wario, eliminating a lover from the love triangle, and wondering if friends only like you for your pool.BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/per...
6 Aug 20251h 1min
160: framed for stealing from my job (w/ Catherine McCafferty)
Catherine McCafferty (Pretty Gay) joins the show to take stunning calls about a rampant over-gifter, a towel thief at work, and a scandalous lesbian love triangle.BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://link...
30 Jul 202543min
159: losing my employees in the woods (w/ Eric Striffler & Scott Cramer)
Eric Striffler & Scott Cramer join the show to take stunning calls about losing your employees in the forest, being ghosted by your boss for texting while drunk, and hooking up with the guy from the b...
23 Jul 20251h 18min
158: addressing the beef (w/ Will, Rainie, Jay & Jon)
BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveIn this stunning faceoff episode, Will Witwer, Rainie Toll, Jay Putnam, and Jonathan Hebert of the Wrecking Ball Crew & The Couch Boyz respe...
16 Jul 20251h 29min
157: forcibly uninvited to my boss's house party (w/ Angela Giarratana & Jeremy Culhane)
Angela Giarratana & Jeremy Culhane join the show to take stunning calls about secret little bees on your desk, being forcibly uninvited from your boss's work part, and getting 10 lbs of flour to your ...
9 Jul 20251h 4min
