
15: HE FOUND A DECADES-OLD XMAS GIFT IN HIS WALLS!!! MINISODE
Your AUDIBLE BOO-THANG has a story to share about someone who found a Christmas gift behind their walls that is decades old. Plus, I’m gonna do another round of 50/50. I’m pretty much putting my menta...
16 Jan 202514min

351: "WHY WAS IT IN THE TOILET TO BEGIN WITH?"
This week, we talk about the weird, gross things that housekeepers come across when doing their jobs. We also discuss if I ruined The Bert Show over the holidays. Plus I have some interesting food new...
10 Jan 202545min

350: SURVIVING THE MADNESS
HAPPY FREAKING NEW YEAR!!! We made it to Chapter 2025! That alone is a blessing and a half. This week, I share what happened on my 1st date in years. We have a cat update and ChatGPT and I worked toge...
3 Jan 202546min

349: 2024 WRAPPED UP!!!
Today’s episode is for you guys! I want to thank every last one of. You who hung in there with me and joined my silly ass on those podcast waves! It’s been a hell of a year but we made it through toge...
27 Des 202436min

348: CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT PRESENTS!!!
We saw a UFO, and we can’t wait to share our story with you! The neighborhood cat adopted my family, and I am in love with her, dammit! A lot of people suck at giving gifts, and I have a few stories t...
20 Des 202438min

347: EVIL ELVES, MURDERS AND HORRIBLE FOOD
This week, I have an evil elf that wants to kidnap Santa and take over the North Pole. Which cities have the worst food? Which fast food spot is serving booze now? This episode is loaded, my friends....
13 Des 202457min

14: THE ELF THAT STOLE CHRISTMAS
Christmas can bring the greedy out of some of us. One Elf tried his best to steal Christmas. Join us for this corny holiday Christmas special minisode LOL! Don’t forget the full episode drops tomorrow...
12 Des 202411min

346: ZADDY CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN!!!
This week, I’m gonna introduce you guys to the new hot and sexy Santa Claus…sex dolls! What more do you need in an episode!?… Don’t worry; I have a little more planned! That and so much more! Right he...
6 Des 202443min



















