Remote Station Seven

Remote Station Seven is happy to remind you that no everyone can make history. That is what strong leaders are for.

30 Jul 202514min

See a tank on the street? Thank the driver for its safe driving practices. See a line of tanks on the street? Everyone loves a parade!

23 Jul 202514min

Immigrants drain the official state budget by creating the need for an immigration department, thus taking away money from our military. Oppose immigrants!

16 Jul 202515min

Spotted an illegal alien? Are you sure that YOU are not also an illegal alien? Remember to turn yourself in before you inform on others. You are your first priority.

9 Jul 202532min

Please remember - a protest is just a riot where the violence is verbal. Verbal violence still hurts our military and our great leaders and is punishable by the law. Or will be.

2 Jul 202513min

If you have taken to the streets and find yourself shot by a member of our brave military, please remember to thank that soldier for doing his job so well.

25 Jun 202514min

Please remember that it is the military's job to keep the peace and sometimes keeping the peace requires violence. Also - are you interested in participating in the station's Summer Cookie Swap? Conta...

18 Jun 202513min

Remote Station Seven is celebrating its 100th year as the official state-sanctioned broadcaster. We are proud to spread the word internationally that supreme authority and the perception of generous p...

11 Jun 202515min