
190: Imps vs Leprechauns, or Oh, the S#!t Show of it All
When immortal beings clash, the earth shakes. Also, you will overload your bank account with goo, and a GordonFish will do your taxes from a lake. So eat the eyebrow of a heartbroken oreo, and listen ...
14 Mar 201937min

189: The Diner, with a Side of Training Pants
You know those folks old diners where the cheesecake has been enslaved, and you can have them send over a big steaming beehive? The kind that makes that special wopner sauce made in the grease that fa...
7 Mar 201941min

188: Reverend Ben & Donald and Jam Dot Cookies with a Cybernetic Tail
Dear friends, did you miss your local spaghetti drop last month? Have you suffered a camel attack? Do you own a moose, but not know you own it? Do you enjoy Sherbet Valley's Criminal Paste? Well, if y...
28 Feb 201934min

187: Alien Invasion, or Knee Your Diamond Vendor in the Clam
What happens when two scientists share data only to find a strange object hurtling towards the earth? What happens when people are too afraid to use solid eyedrops? What is a custom replica of a forge...
21 Feb 201928min

186: Margaret and Ernesto's Valentine Getaway, or the Terror Massage
Are you looking for a lovely getaway for Valentine's Day? Somewhere you can buy oils scented like a sumo wrestler's computer? Do you need a vacation in a place that understands that chimpanzees are al...
14 Feb 201934min

185: The Gianettis are so Fancy, You Might Feel Like You're in a Delightful Bag
What's that you say? You're in Europe, and you're looking for an experience so fancy that your plugs will come out? So fancy that your jerky will be exposed to team sports? So fancy that your bees wil...
7 Feb 201938min

184: The Auto Repair Shop, or Too Much Wondergrease
What's that you say? You're having a little car trouble? Is it the kind where you want someone to dislocate their shoulders and crawl up the tailpipe to check out the trouble? Do you have a nurse that...
31 Jan 201936min

183: Coming this Summer: CandyBearWaterPants, rated M for "Knack for Juggling"
This week, it's time for a little of this, a little of that, a little of the other thing. We start with actual us actually chatting about how snipers poop. And then, we go back and forth between comme...
24 Jan 201932min



















