254: The Bird Watchers, or Treat Potatoes Like a Lady
We're back with a walk through the woods outside of Whoreville, searching for beautiful wildlife and really gross scientists. If you've ever wanted to go to the Sorbonne for a symposium on birds' face...
23 Jul 202040min
253: Mini-sode Mess! or Santa Will Bring Me the Pancreas of the Fonz!
This weeks episode is just a shortie, but with all the nutritional elements of a regular episode. There's Magic Forest Pants Power, a waitress with a taste for birds, a little girl who dreams of a Mag...
16 Jul 202020min
252: The Craft Ladies at Home, or Now it's My Turn to Not Know What You Mean
The Craft Ladies are back! And they've got all kinds of tips for crafts you can work on without having to leave the house! Like pouring mud for the insane, or wienering a troll, or an oyster holding a...
9 Jul 202034min
251: Crazy Willie's Fireworks Barn, or The Fountain of Gus's Underarm!
Well, it's that time of year again. Time for two things. Time to buy your fireworks, like a Soup Betrayer, or a Mild Hawk Surprises You With Explosions. And it's time for the big Hal Embry Ford July 4...
2 Jul 202033min
250: Miss Issatalia's Birthday, or Don't Bogart the Failure Cream!
Well, it looks like we've hit an important milestone (our 250th episode!) just when Miss Issatalia is turning 250. It's time to celebrate! If your neck is so wide that you have to drink solids, or if ...
25 Jun 202039min
249: The E.R. Doctors, or When a Care Bear has been Dismembered by a Screaming Owl
It's time to spend the night with the heroes of the emergency room. It's always busy during the Wave to Your Mom Convention, so we could be in for a rough night. And it's brought to you by a product t...
18 Jun 202037min
248: The Master Class, or Uncle Angry's HearseMobile!
You know what would be perfect right now? A master class in self-improvement. Or in ripening things before they're ready! Just head on down to the school that's next door to Uncle Angry's HearseMobile...
11 Jun 202039min
247: The Jungle Explorers, or Why do you Always Mention Michelob?
Adventure! Excitement! A drawing of dim sum on the edge of the world! It's the jungle adventure you've been waiting for! It's got everything. Glossy lipgloss, church gerbils, and a statue in honor of ...
4 Jun 202035min
