238: The Farmers, with Chowhouse Boy and Stanley!
Nothin' like a day on the farm. You get up, you farm, a lot. Then you just keep right on farming. You do it even if you fall off a chairlift into a bottle of chastity oil. You don't stop farming, even...
19 Mar 202038min
237: Cops on the Beat: a Librarian Coursing Through My Veins
A couple of patrolmen, in the car, in a town where lemonade is waiting for you. They sew their own guns, they inhale next to doorknob shops, and they've got a tangerine just waiting to give in. You kn...
12 Mar 202032min
236: Terrors Of The Sea, or the RatClosetFish
This week, it's a harrowing tale from the depths of the briny deep. The kind of story that involves PorchMaster, the Master of all Porches, and a whale's big friend, Arthur. Learn all about the Austra...
5 Mar 202037min
235: The Tower Of Bees Obstacle Course, or Leave Butter Out for Butter Claus
Today, it's everyone's favorite obstacle course game show, brought to you by Friendliness Ice Cream's Beat One, Eat Your Car Sale! So, if you're in the mood for a big blackened beef salad or a sad-fla...
27 Feb 202043min
234: The Survival Experts, or You Can't Loan Dolphins
You know those survival shows where a couple of guys have to survive deadly wig-wearing vapor snakes and hose animals, and lie down in the shape of a radio? Where you learn about egg nog and mel nog, ...
20 Feb 202036min
233: Miss Issatelia's Valentine, or Your Eyebrows Belong to the Rabies Foundation
Our beloved friend, Miss Issatelia and her manservant, Reginald or Franklin or something, have returned. Miss I's granddaughter, Cholestria (ask your doctor if Cholestria is right for you) is all in a...
13 Feb 202042min
232: The Civil War Re-enactors, or Pre-creamed Vegetables!
Have you ever felt a deep sense of gratitude for those history buffs who know all about the Civil War, General Hairy Hat, and the Easter pushups contest? Well, look no further. This week, we meet a co...
6 Feb 202042min
231: A New Friend at the Circus! or As Nervous as a Cat Full of Hens!
Well, this week on the Big Outdoor Kids Funtime Show, there's a rumor that there's a new animal at the circus! Will it be a tinkle squirrel, or a drizzle beast? A bird with a criminal background? Will...
30 Jan 202039min
