286 Return of the Living Dead 3: Ghost of Veronica Mars 2
This week we're back with another Mitch pick, Return of the Living Dead 3 from 1993. We debate which 2000s teen tv characters would fit in horror franchises, talk about how Hereditary 100% ripped off ...
30 Mar 20231h 14min
285 Stay Tuned: Dead Lasso and the Kill More Girls
This week we make kid Mitch's dreams come true and review Stay Tuned from 1992. We debate the best tv spoofs for hell (Kill More Girls and Dead Lasso), run through so many early 90s TV show puns, and ...
23 Mar 20231h
284 Leprechaun Returns: All's Well That Dies Well
Happy St. Patrick's Day! As per tradition we review Leprechaun Returns, debate the next horror director that should take on the storied franchise, and Mitch rants about bad limericks and Nate's movie...
17 Mar 20231h 20min
283 The Dead Don't Die: Jimmy Jaramusch Runs Stevie Sturgill Into the Ground
This week we watched listener request The Dead Don't Die from 2019. We debate what we do would do as a zombie, ask whether Sturgill Simpson deserves jail time for writing this song, and apologize to J...
9 Mar 20231h 3min
282 The Boy: Doll of Fame Inductee Brahms
Doll of Fame week 5 is belatedly upon as with The Boy from 2016. We give a horror name to Mitch's brand new baby Samara, pitch an American Girl doll slasher flick, and pitch Brahms in a band called Do...
2 Mar 20231h 1min
FROM THE CRYPT: Rosemary's Baby Ep18 - Congrats to Lisa and Mitch on kid #3!!!
Congrats to Lisa and Mitch on kid #3! To commemorate this joyous occasion, here's our classic Rosemary's Baby episode! Join the Texas Podcast Massacre coven as they drop a new single and review the 19...
24 Feb 20231h 2min
281 Bride of Chucky: Doll of Fame Inductee Tiffany
Doll of Fame week 4 is upon us so we review the 4th Child's Play film Bride of Chucky. We debate the best mid-franchise pivots, Mitch FORGETS TO WATCH THIS MOVIE, and Jennifer Tilly's Tiffany steals t...
16 Feb 20231h 10min
280 Puppet Master 4: Doll of Fame Inductee Tunneler
The Doll of Fame continues unfortunately with the obligatory Puppet Master entry, Puppet Master 4 from 1993. We debate the best actors to do Egyptian demon voiceovers, reject Decapitron, and discuss t...
9 Feb 20231h 12min
