They're CARNIVORES (The Message, 1-9)
Howdy! So a weird thing happened with my audio for this episode-it's full of clicking and banging noises that I can't seem to get rid of: if I remove them, my voice goes too. I apologize for the incon...
16 Sep 20231h 20min
The Cow Says Moo (The Encounter, 19-27)
Tobias still has a long road to walk (fly?) but in the finale of the third Animorphs book, we get the clearest picture of him possible, as he begins to come to terms with how he fits into the world no...
7 Sep 20231h 44min
Fish Slurry (The Encounter, 10-18)
The Animorphs are in for a rude awakening, but mostly because they make some WILDLY unfounded assumptions about how intergalactic conquest works. Listener, I promise you this: the alien conquerors wil...
29 Aug 20231h 29min
Taxxon Piss (The Encounter, 1-9)
It's time to start the first Tobias book, and the thermal count is Off The Charts. This kid loves ascending columns of air that occur when the sun heats hard Earth and the intervening air! He's also v...
17 Aug 20231h 31min
Cat Carrier Blues (The Visitor, 19-24)
Howdy folks! Apologies for the delay, but we're back for the climactic finale of Rachel's first book! A finale that mostly comprises of her being locked in a box while everyone else does the fighting ...
2 Aug 20231h 5min
If an Andalite Wore Pants (The Visitor, 10-18)
Would he wear them like this? Or like this? Welcome back to The Visitor! In this episode, Rachel takes a bad plan that's already failed...and does it again! Kate, Vivian, and Patch talk about Bee Brai...
24 Jul 20231h 23min
Bird Cops (The Visitor, 1-9)
We're moving on to the second book, and a whole new perspective! Join us to watch Rachel completely forgo subtlety and jeopardize the team's guerilla status! That guy had it coming though. Kate, Nobod...
18 Jul 20231h 30min
Yeerk of the Proletariat (The Invasion, 19-27)
Here we go! A lot of things start happening VERY quickly as we pull in to the final segment of this book. A daring raid! An ineffective rescue! Jake sits on a tiger! The genesis of the official TAF Ki...
4 Jul 20231h 34min
