🧳 “An Escalade fits 60 Away suitcases” — iRobot’s makeover. Suburban’s biz class. FB’s non-decision on Trump.
We have 2 ideas for how iRobot can make itself over, because its Roomba vacuum isn’t living its best life. The Cadillac Escalade borrowed a strategy from the airlines (and that’s why GM’s stock jumped...
6 Mai 202117min
🌜 “Ethereum goes Dogecoin on Bitcoin” — Ferrari’s hidden profit puppy. Ether’s $3K. Pfizer’s First & Fancy.
Ferrari doesn’t want to dilute its brand, so it whipped up a (literally) hidden profit puppy. Bitcoin’s dropping, Dogecoin’s surging, but Ethereum is now the most actively used crypto of them all. And...
5 Mai 202116min
💄 “Dewy is the new cakey” — Estée Lauder’s hero creme. Yahoo got dumped. Fortnite’s fight club.
We noticed a funny thing about Estée Lauder’s cosmetics earnings: It’s not a makeup company anymore. Yahoo and AOL just got dumped by Verizon for $5B, so we’re doing a relationship autopsy. And Fortni...
4 Mai 202119min
🍄 “Initial Psychedelics Offering'' — McDonald’s fried chicken spies. Sony’s arms dealing. MindMed’s magic mushroom moment
LSD and magic mushrooms are now publicly traded because MindMed’s psychedelics found a trend. Sony’s whipping up Playstations to become the arms dealer in the Streaming Wars. And McDonald’s fried chic...
3 Mai 202118min
🤩 “Vinny’s Entourage goes public” — Ari Gold’s IPO. Amazon’s Gretzky moment. Biden’s new 40-year cycle.
The inspiration for Ari Gold just took his entertainment-everything company Endeavor public and it was… entertaining. Amazon whipped up its best quarter in history thanks to the Wayne Gretzky principl...
30 Apr 202118min
📺 “YouTube > Netflix” — Crocs’ secret hero. YouTube’s 1st earnings. Apple vs Facebook.
Facebook and Apple both delivered stick-it-up-on-the-fridge record quarters… but 1 single quote reveals who has the advantage. Crocs stock surged 25% this week thanks to its adorable secret hero produ...
29 Apr 202117min
🌵 “Pinterest’s Q1 is a fake succulent” — Apple vs. Spotify (paid pods). Pin’s 3 dirty words. Polaris’ bachelor party stock.
Pinterest crushed 2020, but investors just crushed the stock because it looked like a fake succulent (good from far, far from good). Apple and Spotify just announced the same product, but with differe...
28 Apr 202117min
🐶 “The 1st ever dog-walk stock” — Rover is SPACing. Willow’s $82M breast pump. Exxon Mobil’s Blockbuster Video alarm.
The Uber for dog-walking is going public, but Rover has pulled off something no other platform app ever has. Willow just snagged $82M for a breast pump because it’s the AirPods of MomTech. And Exxon M...
27 Apr 202118min
