The Horny Housewife

Standing up, Spooning, Reverse cowgirl, the Love Seat, the Butterfly THE LIST GOES ONNNN. Im back and giving you my lovely commentary and play by play of ten superior sex positions and I'm telling you...

30 Aug 202138min

Hello horny people, this Monday I bring you some fun, interesting, and disturbing content. First things first were going over YOUR answers, and my own to "what makes a person appear to be good/freaky-...

24 Aug 202143min

Hey y'all, Jordyn here with quite the catch up! I havent had a cocktail in a week -the CLARITY. Have I entered hot girl summer, or is that a big fat lie. Summer is almost over, so you know what that m...

16 Aug 202145min

Im bAAAAck and so excited to over share with you all the things; from my boobs to my first Tenga purchase, and a couple of toxic tips. You will most likely REALLY enjoy the first story time in todays ...

8 Aug 202155min

Im back and with the man of the hour, Daddy Derrik, his first and last appearance coming in hott to tell you the fucking truth! He's an Aquarius so I promise he has no issue telling you like he sees i...

2 Aug 202153min

Hi horny family, for all the men with dating profiles I have an awesome sauce tip for you to really AMP up the amount of right swipes; if you have the criteria that is. Also women, single, divorced, w...

26 Jul 202142min

Im here and this one is a fucking RIDE...first its a story time of a CRAZY ass man who physically attacked me in the Houston IAH airport, its weird, its horrifying, and it happened to lucky ol me lol....

19 Jul 202148min

Lets talk about how much were getting it in.. How much sex are married people REALLY having? Im back horny fam, First things first I had to vent about some recent pop culture; why is Oliva Rodrigo is ...

12 Jul 202148min