The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Anthony and Gregg talk about a San Diego trip in which Anthony wasn't invited this time. Erica went horseback riding for Valentines Day and Gregg doesn't remember Anthony's 30th birthday. A man is caught having sex on the job while getting paid overtime for it and a substitute teacher gets caught masterbating in the classroom.

17 Feb 20211h 17min

Anthony and Gregg talk about the usual like Rummy in water, babies in water and Erica in bed. They also talk about the heartbreak of grieving for a close friend and whether talking about that usual nonsense makes you feel better.

10 Feb 20211h 12min

Mailbag time! Listeners wrote in their questions to our email and Anthony and Gregg answered!

2 Feb 20211h 4min

Anthony finally has power and on the fourth day he said "let there be light." Anthony and Gregg share their memories of Larry King before getting to this week's headlines: more monkey exploitation, a TSA agent tricked a girl for boobs, and a man ran around naked covered in guts carrying his dad's head. Who is the worst cook in America? As always, we close the show with the hot recommendations you can't afford to miss. Like $GME.

28 Jan 20211h 9min

Anthony is officially domesticated, cooking in his crock pot daily (5:30) and Gregg talks about how his wife is handling Trump leaving office. (9:20) In Erica's corner, Anthony talks about not changing his standup for other countries or language barriers (21:19). Some uplifting headlines this week: A baby giraffe was killed by it's mother right after birth, a Rabbi claims that the Covid vaccine will make you gay (31:31), a horse jockey died mid horse race from a heart attack (41:20), a pedophile petitioning to change the age of consent dies of Covid (50:05) and a Stalin themed cafe is shut down because well, Stalin. (56:04). Choo Choo! (1:01:04) Gregg recommends an article called "The Plague Year", Ricky Hollywood recommends "Interior Chinatown" and Anthony closes the show with a recommendation for "I am, I am, I am".

20 Jan 20211h 6min

Anthony and Gregg discuss the Steelers loss to the Browns in the Playoffs and how Anthony put the loss into perspective. Gregg is really into Koalas all of a sudden and Anthony talks about not being able to travel to Thailand. A guy got too drunk and changed his name to Celine Dion, Armie Hammer is 100% a cannibal and a girl is robbed at gunpoint for a dog. It's not creepy to have a sex doll, but it's very creepy to break it.

12 Jan 20211h 15min

Welcome to 2021! Anthony, Gregg and Erica recap their wild NYE stories and how a finger in a butt may have saved a life this weekend. Tayna Roberts has passed away, a 3 year old boy was abandoned in the cold before Christmas at a graveyard, and a nurse stripped their PPE to have sex with a COVID patient.

6 Jan 20211h 13min

Merry Christmas! Anthony ran into Dog Walker Jesus and how Gregg kept Anthony out in his backyard for over an hour on his birthday. We break down Wonder Woman 1984 and how the hell it got made before getting into the best headlines ever: Hilaria Baldwin, a Santa stuck in power lines, and a Covid specimen in a Kohl's box, and the Nashville bomber's cryptic message. You need to listen all the way through to get to the best story of 2020.

30 Des 20201h 29min