
Don’t put silver balls in your ears
Luke and Pete both share a house with people and pets that don't respect them. Today, in hearing all about that Pete ends up doing an impression of his dog and telling us about the creative way he sto...
10 Aug 202334min

Mute-iny on the Bounty
Moore's completely enamoured with a man who's making claims under oath that he's seen an alien in his toilet, or something like that. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow....
7 Aug 202332min

Tax does have to be taxing
Luke puts his money where his mouth is regarding an impending pool competition and Pete puts his money as far away from the taxman as humanly possible (into pokemon cards and snouts.) Want to get in t...
3 Aug 202331min

Luke vs Karen
An unnamed “clever, handsome” man who may or may not be Luke has started a war with one of his neighbours that is illegally trying to save a parking space. The Robin Hood of parking, I hear you say?El...
31 Jul 202332min

It’s timer to Heimer
Pete’s been to see Oppenheimer. And he's worked out how to improve the movie by creating a catchy catchphrase for J. Robert Oppenheimer!Luke hasn’t seen Oppenheimer, but he DOES have a different movie...
27 Jul 202328min

One hundred and Petey
Who do you think would win in a game of darts, Luke or Pete? How about pool? Luke lays down a pub games-themed gauntlet on today's show.The lads then reveal some of their teenage dating mishaps and a ...
24 Jul 202328min

Only Beef Cream and Pizzas
In an unbelievable turn of events, Pete recently went on an Only Fools and Horses-themed pilgrimage! He even bought some merch!!In an even more unbelievable turn of events, he somehow didn’t find an i...
20 Jul 202338min

Would you like to shoot my gun?
Indie Pete has deserted his former life of gigs and Indie Sleeze nights to go and watch some AI-inspired stand-up comedy. Still quite on-brand for Pete, to be fair.We then discuss our favourite anti-h...
17 Jul 202330min



















