
Yes, Captain Kidney
It’s nearly Sir David Attenborough’s 100th birthday but Pete isn’t especially looking forward to the celebrations. He is, however, excited for a certain upcoming brewery-based World Cup event. As is L...
27 Apr 23min

I’ve Got Loads of Bags of Cement
Pete went to Las Vegas for WrestleMania and disgraced himself by not drinking or gambling enough. He got a hat, though. Swings and roundabouts.Meanwhile, the balustrade saga continues. Pete reckons he...
23 Apr 32min

Dispatches from Orchestra Camp
New Lime bikes are being rolled out! Big news for a man (Luke) who’s racked up an incredible number of kilometres on the current ones.There’s also some information coming out of Major League Baseball ...
20 Apr 35min

Leave the Tortoise Alone
Mr Donaldson's about to turn 45 and frankly Luke is shocked he made it this far. Before the big day, though, he’s off to WrestleMania in Vegas. Fingers crossed he runs into Kash Patel.Today’s show is ...
16 Apr 29min

Schrödinger’s Poo
Pete’s been using an angle grinder and it’s made his cabin smell awful. Luke’s son is reassuring him that he hasn’t done a poo. All is right in the world.Today’s topics include the natural beauty of N...
13 Apr 31min

A Balustrade Tragedy
Pete’s got a new project and it’s nearly claimed his life already. It involves walls, glass, vans and a great deal of calamity. Before any of that, though, there’s a more serious matter to attend to: ...
9 Apr 26min

Ten American Men
Under the microscope this fine Monday: the land of the free and the home of the brave. Luke and Pete discuss the recent passing of Robert Mueller, Kash Patel’s shoes and pink hair in the FBI.Staying o...
6 Apr 34min

AKA the Bronx
On today’s show, Luke laments the inherent meekness of the British and their aversion to revolution. Thank God for a new set of golf clubs to lift his spirits a bit. Pete, meanwhile, is getting stuck ...
2 Apr 29min



















