
Always Smell the Beef
Pete’s been to Paris and it’s making everyone very depressed, and not because of envy. The man is self-admittedly awful at booking things.On an equally cheery note, the guys discuss the limits of thei...
2 Feb 32min

A Cow’s a Silly Animal
Luke and Pete kick off this episode by delighting at the days getting longer. It’ll be spring before you know it, lads.Things get more controversial when Luke has his say about lager consumption along...
29 Jan 23min

The Many Cakes of Tom Cruise
Carmageddon II looms large in Pete’s early university memories, but it’s not the reason he had to apologise to campus security. Luke, meanwhile, had to deal with an American-style shared room. The stu...
26 Jan 29min

Fascinating Problematic Characters
Impending doomsday diary entry 876, from Donaldson and Moore’s bunker studios…As the world casually burns, we still find time to enjoy Looksmaxxing bros continuing to shoot themselves in the reproduct...
22 Jan 31min

Is Bailey’s egg-based?
Luke’s got to come clean about his murky past: the amount of pints and chocolate eclairs he knicked while working at the Student Union. To be fair, at least he wasn’t getting high on his own pork supp...
19 Jan 31min

The Rest is Pete’s History
After dancing delicately through Luke’s recent toilet trouble for a good ten minutes, we find out that Pete’s been buying radar keys on eBay. Doth the cap fit, n all that.Elsewhere, we rate the last m...
15 Jan 33min

What's That Cash For, Sir?
I know what you're thinking - if I download this episode of The Luke and Pete Show, what can I expect to hear? Well, first off you're going to hear about a really expensive tuna. After that you're goi...
12 Jan 32min

Hand Warmers of Various Types
Hello and welcome back to what feels like a podcast at the end of the world. Put it this way, Pete is desperate to know where he can secure regular asthma medication from as we edge ever closer to the...
8 Jan 34min



















