The Rules

Stand-up, writer and Edinburgh Comedy Awards Best Newcomer winner Toussaint Douglass insists Simon induct rules to improve self-checkouts and ensure that everyone waves at his son. Hosted on Acast. Se...

19 Apr 33min

Comedian, director and Roast Battle Champion James Mileham enlists Simon to stop people trying to be cool and find a way to make sure everyone has a good name. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

12 Apr 25min

Always Be Comedy's James Gill helps Simon quell male rage with the assistance of Jason Statham and curb unsolicited advice with QR codes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

5 Apr 26min

Stand-up and writer Chloe Petts helps Simon counter chaos on the streets, the injustice of vending machines and the total mess that is the world wide web. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

29 Mar 29min

Comedy legend Matt Lucas joins Simon to sort out the problems of improvised toothpicks, impersonal e-cards and improper exaltation of Nutella. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...

22 Mar 30min

Writer, stand-up and producer of Russell Howard's Five Brilliant Things, Dan Atkinson urges Simon to stop people dancing like nobody's watching by drastically reducing the size of human settlements. H...

15 Mar 25min

Stand-up and social media comedian Sam Picone helps Simon come up with rules to make internet users and binmen behave themselves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

8 Mar 28min

Multi-award-winning comedian, writer and actor Lorna Rose Treen invites Simon to consider rules to end the tyranny of tickling and kick-start the next stage of human evolution. Hosted on Acast. See ac...

1 Mar 25min