
Will You Marry Me?
This week, Abbey and Peter provide a schooling session on how to nail the perfect proposal (spoiler: It does not involve chemtrails) Weekly Whine club is also back, with Abbey and Peter going a bit more upmarket to celebrate the roaring success that is The Therapy Crouch! We learn why you can't trust Abbey to keep a clean car and how Peter is considering taking up a career modelling fake tan. And, as always, Agony Ab is on hand to give you the listener some advice for your tricky relationship problems. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28 Feb 20231h 6min

I WANT BONO!
On today’s episode, Abbey and Peter shed light on all the things they have in common, from nights in watching boxsets to nights out on the tiles.... and even their taste in men. The pair also bond over their shared appreciation for all things Bono and Barry from Eastenders. In the Weekly Whine Club, we learn why having a Victoria Secret’s model as a wife may not be as glamorous as it sounds and, rather ironically, that poor punctuality is one of Abbey’s pet hates. In Agony Ab, we go international and provide assistance to some of our Spanish listeners and Pete gives tips on how to keep to spice alive (spoiler: it does not involve dressing up as a viking) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21 Feb 20231h 2min

The Holiday Episode
This week, The Therapy Crouch is streaming live and direct from sunny Portugal where Pete and Abbey are away with the kids. Abbey and Pete reminisce some of their most memorable moments from being on holiday over the years, including fights with paparazzi, near death experiences and going undercover in Barcelona. Agony Ab is also back with a bang - with Abbey giving fashion tips on what to wear to a kinky rave and how to pass gas discretely when you’re in a new relationship. All of this, only on The Therapy Crouch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14 Feb 202352min

The Therapy Crouch - Oh GROW UP!
In this week’s episode, Abbey and Peter give us a glimpse into what life in the public eye is really like. From the glitz and the glam to the sh*t and the sham, sit back and relax whilst we lift the lid on life as a celeb in 2023. This week also sees the return of the hotly anticipated ‘Weekly Whine Club’, so get your glasses and other half at the ready and find out what’s been grinding our gears recently. With laughs, tears and a few insults along the way we hope you enjoy this episode of The Therapy Crouch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7 Feb 20231h

The Therapy Crouch - What To Expect When You're Expecting
In today’s episode, Abbey and Pete discuss what to expect when you’re expecting. Abbey opens up on some of the issues they experienced when getting pregnant for the first time and offers advice to any listeners who find themselves in a similar situation. Pete is also on hand to provide guidance to the partners who are trying to navigate their way through hormones, weird cravings and strange demands. Sit yourself down, grab a prawn sandwich and enjoy this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31 Jan 202359min

The Therapy Crouch - You May As Well Move In Then
On this week’s episode, Pete provides a lesson on exactly how not to ask the love of your life to move in with you. Learn more about Peter’s revolutionary invention, ‘The Squat Box’ and why you should never leave your home movie collection lying around when your future wife and mother-in-law are coming round for tea.From Pet Detectives to interior design clashes, no stone is left unturned on The Therapy Crouch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24 Jan 202358min

The Therapy Crouch - First Dates
In the opening episode of their new podcast series, The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take a trip down memory lane and shed light on their early days dating, as well as advice on how to keep the spark alive once you settle down. Stay tuned for some questionable chat up lines, trips to monkey island, and advice on how to avoid entering your overdraft on the first date…All this and much, much more only available on The Therapy Crouch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17 Jan 202358min

Welcome to The Therapy Crouch
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The brand new couples therapy podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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