FROM THE ARCHIVES: Cactus-Gate, Pube Boxes & Monkey Raids – Our Favourite Guest Episodes
On this week’s The Therapy Crouch, we’re taking a trip down memory lane with some of our favourite moments from the archive. Abbey and Peter are joined by James and Clair Buckley, Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper, and Rio & Kate Ferdinand in a mash-up of the most outrageous, heart-warming and downright hilarious stories from previous episodes.From disastrous first meetings, nightclub misunderstandings and awkward social media sliding, to unforgettable pet chaos, questionable furniture choices, and the infamous “Cactus-gate”, no topic is off limits. We hear about monkeys raiding minibars, heated debates over buying haemorrhoid cream, who really runs the household, and just how badly silk p*rnstar bedsheets can ruin a relationship aesthetic.It’s a jam-packed celebration of our guests’ most iconic moments—equal parts jaw-dropping, relatable, and belly-achingly funny.00:00 – Opening chaos00:21 – Reminiscing on our first guests ever: James & Clair Buckley introduction.00:57 – How James & Clair actually met in Liverpool.01:42 – James admits video games turned from love to hate.04:40 – Abbey admits she fancied Pete when he was struggling at Liverpool.10:05 – Marriage timelines and anniversary confusions.15:22 – James’ filthy bachelor pad and pube box story.18:47 – The world’s clumsiest family dog.20:29 – Could you punch a monkey? James’ wild holiday encounter.22:08 – Joel & Hannah’s first night together and hotel vomit incident.28:37 – The haemorrhoid cream argument that won’t die.33:11 – Who’s really the boss at home? Joel & Hannah face off.36:13 – Joel’s cringeworthy “sorry I had zero chat” text to Pete.49:47 – Football slang quiz: “Fergie Time”, “Panenka” and more.53:20 – Rio & Kate Ferdinand on coordinated outfits, favourite films and meal choices.Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12 Aug 1h 10min
Parenting Chaos at 35,000 Feet – “It Ended in Tears!”
On this week’s Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are back and tackling some of the weirdest and most relatable listener dilemmas yet. From bathroom boundaries and toothbrush betrayals to croc controversies and ASMR obsessions, nothing is off limits.Abbey spills the tea on parenting chaos, ASMR whispers that get a bit too sensual, and the great parcel-opening wars of the household. Meanwhile, Peter defends tag rugby, questions the crocs-on-the-catwalk movement, and explains why he sometimes has to hide… in his own house.Expect hilarious bickering, oddly insightful advice, and an AMA session that feels more like eavesdropping on a family BBQ gone off the rails.00:00 – Summer Vibes Recap01:11 – Peter's Obsession with Strategy Games03:02 – BBQ Karaoke—Who Replaced Peter?04:32 – Rugby Rant: “They Run Forwards... But Throw Backwards?”07:13 – ASK ME ANYTHING Begins!07:21 – Bathroom Chat: “He Talks to Me While I’m on the Loo!”09:10 – Peter Hiding in Rooms for Crisp Privacy11:03 – Toothbrush Troubles: Sharing Isn’t Always Caring13:19 – Package Paranoia: Kids & the Parcel Wars15:07 – Crocs Controversy: Fashion Forward or a Red Flag?19:07 – ASMR Arguments: Falling Asleep to a Whispering Stranger23:12 – Cat Chaos and Spotless HousesEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7 Aug 24min
This Generation is DOOMED—Abbey & Peter Test TikTok Slang!
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it's a post-holiday debrief with Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch as they return from an eventful family break—and nothing is off-limits.From Pete’s secret golf membership plot and near Baywatch-style beach rescue, to chaotic flights with kids and a philosophical deep-dive into how youth culture has shifted, the duo mix hilarious storytelling with heartfelt reflections on parenting, aging, and staying (semi) relevant - as they tackle TikTok slang, embarrassing parenting fails, and the pressures kids face in the social media age.00:00 – Opening chaos: golf secrets, Portugal trip01:00 – Abbey suspects Pete’s secretive behavior02:30 – Pete joins a golf club in disguise04:10 – Peter’s Baywatch moment: kids adrift at sea06:15 – Red budgie smugglers + card-swallowing disaster08:10 – Holiday airport horror with the kids10:45 – Color wars: the fight over one coloring book13:00 – Listeners’ Weekly Whines & shoutouts15:00 – Abbey’s emotional horse reunion18:00 – The two types of families on holiday20:00 – Abbey & Pete’s Little Moons obsession22:00 – Youth today vs. our generation24:30 – Instagram pressure on young girls26:00 – The terrifying influence of social media on kids30:00 – Abbey & Pete try decoding Gen Z slang36:00 – “It was better in my day…” rant begins39:00 – Abbey vows never to be a bitter old womanEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5 Aug 46min
Would You SPLIT UP Over This Blunder?
On this week’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are back from their holidays and deep in the DMs with your juiciest dilemmas. From catfish cap-gate to forgotten birthdays and passive-aggressive boyfriends, nothing is off limits.Peter shares a supermarket encounter that turned from awkward to iconic, while Abbey confesses her struggle to stop singing mid-podcast. There's a hilarious deep-dive into sauce snobbery, an all-out war on Dolmio vs. homemade, and the tragic tale of a bald reveal gone wrong…Expect laugh-out-loud moments, minor therapy breakthroughs, and a fair few embarrassing admissions. Oh, and you’ll never look at Uncle Ben’s the same again.00:24 – Intro: “Ask Me Anything” kicks off01:25 – Abbey and Peter’s iconic name mashups03:06 – Abbey’s Sheffield stories and uni flashbacks05:03 – Peter’s awkward fan encounter07:02 – “I don’t like you…but I love your wife!”10:15 – Abbey on not feeling worthy of fan pics12:45 – Ben-ze-ma vs. Cristiano: Abbey’s football mix-up17:10 – The bald cap date disaster21:26 – Domino’s vs. scratch sauce26:14 – “Swamp water” boyfriend drama30:02 – He forgot her birthday… until 6 p.m.Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31 Jul 34min
The Scariest I’m a Celeb Trial Ever! GK Barry Tells All
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete and Abbey are joined by the hilarious Grace Keeling (aka GK Barry) and her partner Ella Rutherford for a chaotic catch-up that covers everything from TikTok stardom and Prosecco etiquette to celebrity jungle survival. Grace opens up about the sheer terror of her I’m a Celeb experience, while Ella reveals how she coped on the outside. Meanwhile, Pete’s caught slamming cupboard doors like a moody teen and Abbey’s off on a secret 75-mile pottery mission. There’s also a heartfelt letter from a listener who found solace in the pod after an unimaginable year of grief. From lazy husbands and ghosting boyfriends to parenting politics and picnic romance, this week’s episode is full of laughs, love, and a few roastings. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29 Jul 1h 1min
Peter Crouch Declares **** the Greatest Band Ever
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy are back in full holiday spirit, bringing sunshine, sass, and serious opinions. From padel battles and cool fashion choices to the return of Oasis and a heated debate on the Gallagher brothers’ legacy, this episode is packed with chaotic charm.Abbey weighs in on why she’s team Richard Ashcroft (and not B*Witched), while Peter boldly declares Oasis the greatest band of all time (cue the chaos). The duo share their summer holiday highlights, gym struggles (bread vs. biceps), and offer up life advice to a listener whose boyfriend can’t let go of his cheating ex’s cousin.If you’re here for banter, brutally honest relationship advice, or to just hear Pete get roasted, you’re in the right place.⏳ 00:00 – Opening chaos⏳ 00:33 – Welcome to the AMA⏳ 06:45 – Oasis comeback: Pete’s hot take begins⏳ 15:27 – Starbucks sponsor segment⏳ 18:00 – Listener dilemma⏳ 24:30 – The psychology of popularity (and being nice)⏳ 27:30 – Hen do vs. stag do⏳ 38:10 – Final listener follow-up⏳ 42:00 – Wrap-up and goodbye from The Therapy CrouchThis episode is sponsored by Starbucks Chilled Coffee. #ad#TheTherapyCrouch#PeterCrouchPodcast#AbbeyClancy#OasisDebate#RelationshipDilemmas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24 Jul 40min
Peter Crouch: “Why Can’t I Just Laugh Anymore?!”
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, comedy, and a little bit of carnage as Abbey and Peter dive into their sun-soaked summer antics.From Wimbledon meltdowns to family holiday disaster, nothing is off limits.Abbey confronts Ross’ drawer-diving tendencies and accidental product theft while Pete does his best to defend his laugh (tongue and all).Also on the podcast: a confusing tennis scoring system, badly-behaved boys in airport lounges, and a serious wardrobe shift from Amalfi Chic to full-blown Decathlon Dad. Plus, why Peter’s laugh might just be the thing that saves him from becoming one of those miserable old blokes in a chair.So if you’re into hilarious parenting confessions, marriage bickers, and the best accidental insults ever delivered, you’re in for a treat.#TheTherapyCrouch #PeterCrouch #AbbeyClancy #CoupleGoals #RelationshipAdvice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22 Jul 55min
Pete: "This Was One of the Worst Things I've EVER had!"
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, comedy, and questionable eyebrows as Abbey and Peter dig into the most unfiltered Ask Me Anything yet.Fresh from kids’ birthday party madness and some early-morning meltdowns, the gang swap wholesome parenting plans for brutally honest beauty confessions. Pete faces eyebrow-gate from Abbey and everyone debates what makes someone actually attractive.We hear listener dilemmas involving secret pregnancies, Christmas apart, and one ear-crawling spider that shook us all to our core.Plus, a full-blown dissection of Stockport vs. Liverpool, how to fake drinking at weddings, and the eternal question: what exactly is a thighbrow?It's one for the ages. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17 Jul 40min
