Peter Crouch: “I don’t know why I’m with you!”
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch serve up a hilarious debrief from a dramatic paddle tournament weekend. Peter attempts to defend his “Loser’s Cup” victory while Abbey is questioning whether she's accidentally married a Europa Conference-level athlete.Abbey is mistaken for her friend mother (ouch), we have a deep dive into Abbey’s orthopedic pillow obsession, and a full-blown rant about gluten-free trends, allergy confusion, and cheeky sausage roll slip-ups. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20 Mai 48min
Should You Warn Your Ex’s New Girlfriend? Best AMAs of 2025!
On this special compilation episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re serving up the absolute best bits from your wildest Ask Me Anything submissions of 2025 so far.From secret locks on ensuite toilets to the mystery of the 'work husband' sending bath salts, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into your messiest dilemmas, juiciest relationship questions, and most bizarre personal habits.Expect pathological liars, sexy-time scheduling debates, and a truly unhinged rat vs. frog facial theory (yes, really). 00:00 - Best of 2025!01:00 – Should I warn his new girlfriend?02:30 – Rat vs. frog: Which face are you?04:20 – He locks the ensuite. Do I break in?09:30 – Caravan car game11:40 – My girlfriend has a flirty work husband13:12 – I'm pregnant. Still being charged for hen do15:12 – Is our sex life over already?19:57 –My wife is a fun-sponge!22:57 – I snooped… and found a velvet pouch26:08 – Is life over at 30?!27:45 – Should I tell my wife about this golf trip?32:35 – Keep sending in your questions!#TheTherapyCrouch #AskMeAnything #RelationshipDrama Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15 Mai 34min
Peter Crouch: "Abbey Thought I Was Dead!" 😂
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the summer may be trying to break through but Abbey and Peter are bringing the heat with some seriously chaotic stories.From Abbey’s dream horse bath to Peter’s unexpected coaching stint alongside Ray Winstone, it’s an episode full of unexpected turns.Abbey recounts a near-death moment for a baby pigeon, while Pete relives the madness of his latest live football watchalong, complete with audience roastings, dodgy knees, and substitute teacher vibes.A surprise rant about snoring silence, pillow theft warfare and the couple’s ongoing beef with “jobsworths” who just can’t crack a smile. 🐴 BBQs, baby pigeons, and snore-gate, this one’s got it all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13 Mai 55min
Work Husbands & Boozy Lies?! Pete Can’t Believe It
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch have collagen confessions, and debunk a suspiciously boozy work night out.Abbey opens up about her horse’s Grand Prix-level skills (and her own canter struggles), while Pete tackles questions on work husbands, toxic relationships, and whether you should follow your dreams, or your deposit.The duo dish out advice on everything from moving halfway across the world to escape negativity, to whether university is worth the debt. To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8 Mai 34min
This Film Made Her Cancel Her Wedding!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s hangovers, horse dreams, and heartfelt DMs as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch take us through a weekend packed with sushi-fuelled regrets and cinema room retreats.Abbey shares the emotional moment she brought her beloved horse to the house (yes, really), and how a dream came true while Peter snored through the whole thing.We get deep into boxing banter, Deliveroo tricks, and a cauliflower cheese face-off, plus, a listener’s Eat Pray Love-inspired breakup story takes centre stage with mouth foam icks, and one truly iconic fart.From Mandela effect mix-ups to ‘throds’, it’s another classic blend of chaos. Tune in for laughs, love and the perfect roast potato recipe.#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipGoals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6 Mai 55min
'She’s Pregnant, Can’t Go And Still Has to Pay?!'
In this episode of the podcast, Abbey and Pete tackle the complex modern reality of situationships, emotional confusion in friends-with-benefits setups, and hilarious real-life parenting chaos. From navigating grey-area relationships to heated debates about tea-making power plays, and even a shocking hen-do dilemma involving pregnancy and broken friendships. Plus, the couple explore caravan name games, Scouse slang, and the emotional toll of football stardom on young athletes offering heartfelt advice to fans. ⏳ 00:00 – Subscribe & Intro⏳ 00:30 – Situationship Dilemma: Is It Love or Fear?⏳ 04:30 – The Label Debate: Why Are We So Obsessed With It?⏳ 06:45 – Moving In for Convenience, Not Romance⏳ 09:00 – Caravan Games and Ridiculous Names⏳ 11:00 – 'The Shabba' Origin Story⏳ 15:30 – Dead Eyes⏳ 17:00 – The Power Play of Tea-Making⏳ 19:00 – Forgotten Hens & Pregnancy Drama⏳ 23:00 – Football, Fame & Mental ResilienceEmail: thetherapycrouch@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 Mai 35min
How Holidays Can Make Or BREAK Your Marriage
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us behind the scenes of their recent holiday adventures, and it’s anything but relaxing!From chaotic airport dashes with fake babies, to battling snoring fits and bonk-blocking kids, the couple break down the highs, lows, and sheer absurdities of travelling as a family.We hear Abbey’s tips for dodging holiday rip-offs (spoiler: it involves a LOT of washing powder), the stress of hosting endless BBQs abroad, and why some holidays can make or break a relationship.Plus, Peter shares an emotional message about the respect young referees deserve, while Abbey opens up about her past flying fears (including a wild hijack scare that definitely wasn’t one...).If you’ve ever struggled with family holidays, travel panic, or packing disasters, this one’s for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29 Apr 50min
"I Wanted Relationship Counselling at 30,000 Feet!"
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get hilariously invasive as Abbey admits to rummaging through Pete’s phone, and not just the inbox, but the junk mail and recently deleted folders too. Privacy? What privacy?From velvet pouches in suitcases to junk folder discoveries, the couple hilariously debate whether snooping is ever justifiable or just a way of life.Abbey and Pete spill on the films that made (and nearly broke) their relationship, what romance actually looks like after ten years, and whether being Hemsworth for a day would really be that bad. Spoiler: Pete’s not convinced.Plus, Abbey gives iconic friendship advice for lifting your besties up, Naomi Campbell strut included, and the great ‘pants vs trousers’ debate returns in a North vs South culture clash you don’t want to miss.⏳ 00:00 – Welcome to Therapy Crouch!⏳ 02:27 – The mid-air meltdown over Javier Bardem⏳ 06:00 – Deep Heat: modern romance?⏳ 10:14 – Who would you be for a day? Miley? Elon? Federer?⏳ 15:06 – Pants vs trousers: North/South chaos⏳ 18:00 – Abbey says goodbye to home (but not horses!)⏳ 22:01 – Abbey’s brutal truth bomb: “You deserve better!”⏳ 24:00 – SNOOP-GATE: What Abbey found in Pete’s suitcase⏳ 25:01 – Pete caught planning a golf trip in secret?!Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.comInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24 Apr 27min
