
Getting Resourceful
Are lands bad? Does mana screw and mana flood make Magic the worst game ever? Would it be really easy to have an orangutan as a pet? All these questions and more are answered by the Timewaster 9000 cr...
21 Apr 1h 26min

These Decks Sucked
Miller and Alex have been playing Magic: the Gathering for years, and in that time they've played more than their fair share of horrible, unlovable decks. Join the Timewaster 9000 crew today to hear a...
14 Apr 1h 34min

Cards We Thought Would Be Good
Every preview season, new and exciting cards get printed into the world of Magic: the Gathering, and only a select few make it to the upper echelons of playability. Today, the Timewaster 9000 crew tak...
7 Apr 1h 27min

Cards We Hate
The Timewaster 9000 crew breaks their positivity streak and dedicates a whole episode to the cards we DESPISE. These unlovable pieces of cardboard grind our gears, and we want it to be known. Tune in ...
1 Apr 1h 44min

We Answer Your Questions
We put out the call for YOUR questions, and now we're going to answer them! Join the Timewaster 9000 crew to find out the hidden meaning behind life's greatest mysteries, or at least hear our pretty b...
25 Mar 1h 52min

We Love Cube
It's true folks. We love cube and we don't care who knows. Join the Timewaster 9000 crew as we talk about the beauty of playing cube, curating a cube, drafting cube, and losing to absolutely miserable...
17 Mar 1h 38min

The Homelands Awards
Come one, come all! It's the small set that Wizards wishes we'd forget about: HOMELANDS! The Timewaster 9000 Crew sits down to talk shop about a set that some claim might be the worst in the history o...
10 Mar 1h 22min

The Turtle Set
Miller and Alex are so excited about these new turtles! Join the Timewaster 9000 crew as we chat about turtles, tortoises, snapping turtles, box turtles... the whole nine yards! Or stick around to hea...
4 Mar 1h 18min



















