20. Asking J.K. Rowling to Please Block Us :) (Fanon!Draco/Magical Pregnancy)
Liz reminds us that we shouldn't trust Cassandra Clare as she takes us on a deep-dive of the REAL Draco Malfoy. Liz also ships herself with Fanon!Draco ("I do!!! And what of it!!!"). Gabs gets squicke...
30 Apr 202149min
19. Zombies-- But Make Them Sexy! (Zombie Apocalypse)
Liz finally has the opportunity to SPEAK (both hosts manage to hold Twilight talk until the end)! What was your zombie universe hyperfixation? Ours bordered on pornographic! Stay tuned to the end of t...
23 Apr 202154min
18. Vampires, Werewolves, and Fanfic! Oh my! (Ascended Fanfiction)
Gabs and Liz quickly realize that they should maybe have made a Twilight podcast instead. The two spend so long analyzing 50 Shades that they might just have to cut the episode in two! You can help co...
16 Apr 20211h 2min
17. This Bakery Is Out of this World! (Bakery AU/"I love my spaceship")
Liz enlightens us with a GOOD maze runner fic *finally*! Gabs reminds us why a lot of people hate the Supernatural fandom. WAIT-- DID LIZ JUST SAY SHE'D FUCK HER CAR????
9 Apr 20211h 14min
16. Loki Seduces Us at IKEA (IKEA Erotica/Jotun Loki)
Gabs takes us on a shopping trip to a very popular Swedish furniture store-- wait!!!!! What's going on, Mom? Who are these five strange hot men claiming that you sold me?! Liz continues her lucky stre...
2 Apr 202152min
15. Tweeting from Hell (Social Media AU/Demon AU)
Liz tells us the (semi-)true story of how the Phineas and Ferb cast fell in love with KPop (and each other). Gabs and Liz explain that creating a demon name is easy-- just pronounce the name as though...
26 Mar 202159min
14. Jedi Homework: How to be a F*ckb0i (School Project/Jedi AU)
Gabs takes us through a tour of her 14 year-old brain. Did someone say Attack on Titan during 2013? Liz gets lucky AGAIN! She tells us about her undying love for Anakin, who Gabs has decided speaks li...
19 Mar 202157min
13. Punk!Tentacle Monster -- Alternatively: FishBoy Punk Edits (Punk AU/Tentacle Monster)
Liz throws a 2013-style punk edit on the podcast! Think big eyeliner, sleeve tattoos, and ear gages galore. And flower crowns for some reason????? Gabs takes the surprises up another notch and makes L...
12 Mar 20211h 4min
