“I’M OBSESSED WITH MY TEACHER”
A caller obsesses over the idea of his teacher becoming like his mom, and a final caller and I talk about Panda Express for 15 minutes. I promise it’s a really good episode. Do not draw dicks on my Et...
18 Aug 202458min
“LOVE MAKES ME IMPULSIVE”
A caller tells me how his lifelong desire to have someone to love has led him to a series of impulsive choices.Later a caller tries to stay positive after getting fired and a final caller receives que...
14 Aug 202454min
“I’M GETTING MY LIFE TOGETHER AT 35”
A caller talks about who they are, who they were, and who they wanted to be as a punk rocker and a father.Then a final caller attempts to convert his father’s farm into a weed biz.Geese have teeth on ...
11 Aug 202457min
“THINGS ARE CRAZY BUT ALSO CHILL”
A caller tells me about some positivity he’s gleaned from his wife kidnapping his child. Life is crazy.Then a final caller attempts to escape an unfulfilling life in the United States by moving to Aus...
7 Aug 202456min
“NITROUS OXIDE ALTERED MY PSYCHE”
A man named Buddha describes how he achieved enlightenment with nitrous oxide, a caller jizzes on pizza, a caller aspires to open a tortoise ranch, a caller believes they are god, and final caller wor...
4 Aug 20241h 2min
“I HATE BEING SOBER”
A self-described “high functioning alcoholic” reflects on their relationship with sobriety.Then a caller spends a lot of cash on his relationship with an OnlyFans model and a final caller reveals why ...
31 Jul 202456min
“I GOT ARRESTED”
A caller gets arrested after hallucinating on acid, leading to a bout of positive life changes.Afterwards a caller can’t decide if they should marry or break up with their girlfriend and final caller ...
28 Jul 202452min
“I CAN’T STOP PARTYING”
A 35 year old attempts to abandon his party lifestyle for the sake of his fiancé and kids. Afterwards a caller maybe or maybe doesn’t have lyme disease, a caller has spiritual vision of Kanye West, an...
24 Jul 202455min
